Experts agree that there are many sundry and rotted duties one must do upon initial admittance to the outer rings of Hell.
First, you are allowed to come back to Earth but only to create as much fuckery as possible for those innocent souls who are simply attempting to get through life with as much decency they can muster, and second, if you do come back, you must resemble something like this peat bog mummy:
Brace yourself boys and girls and all others, the following is FOR REAL:
Bill Gates published a new video promoting genetically modified corn.
Gates is featured in the video lip-singing song lyrics sung by a child as he stands in a kitchen wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with, “Ask me about corn.” – via thegatewaypundit.com
Wait….what’s this guy’s credentials again?
Oh yeah…we’d all forgotten. Lovely chap!
The corporate press and fact-checkers insist claims that Gates is a eugenicist are premised on conspiracy theories, but the 66-year-old business magnate has openly advocated using vaccines to reduce population growth and lower carbon emissions.
“The world today has 6.8 billion people,” Gates explained during a 2010 TED Talk. “That’s headed up to about 9 billion. Now, if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we lower that by perhaps 10 or 15%.”
Gates is currently the largest farmland owner in the United States, owning at least 242,000 acres across 18 states as of January 2021
As the Gateway Pundit has reported, Gates is also a top investor in Memphis Meats, a group of radical animal activists working in a lab to grow meat from livestock cells and end livestock production in the US.
We’re not quite sure how many deranged psychofuck’s must be endured before vomitus continuus from the gods finally puts an end to this vaudeville, but given the number of psychofuck’s that have been here since this shit show began, we’re beginning to wonder if it’s limitless.
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 