There’s nothing that screams health like sex…yeah? Especially when government lizards and shysters decide that yes, you little slaves, they will ease covid ‘restrictions’ and allow you and your favorite private parts partner to indulge in a bit o’ physical fun for a few minutes, depending on the health and imagination of your partner, or if you might want to indulge in more involved adult activities with say 25 folks, well, dive in, baby.
NZ says ‘yes to 25-person orgies as part of new Covid rules – via thewatchtowers.org
Speaking in an interview with New Zealand’s Seven Sharp on Friday, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said that the traffic light system, which is being implemented as the country reopens from strict Covid-19 measures, would allow for the most intimate of gatherings.
Having been asked to explain some of the finer details of the traffic light system, Ardern confirmed that everything from dating to sex parties is back on the table. “I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened,” she stated, adding, “it’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but um, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area.”
Wuuut? Isn’t it a pandemic? I mean, aren’t there ambulances screaming down the streets non-stop, all over the world, to pick up the dead? Isn’t the following the state of the world?
They’d like us to think it is.
But then, the real state of things – well, this is embarrassing for the pharma and government dickheads who’ve been on an endless tour of shitfuckery for the past 18 months proclaiming their snake oil works
Oh dear!
And if you believe in the new variant, Omicron, well, clutch tightly on those pearls and get ready to shit the bed:
The Omicron wave of the coronavirus pandemic is being driven by “young, healthy, vaccinated” people, according to the World Health Organisation.
Data from countries including the UK, Denmark and South Africa show a similar pattern of infection with the new variant, which has now been detected in more than 60 countries including Australia.
“Generally those first cases are in relatively young, relatively healthy and – in the context of Europe – in relatively highly vaccinated groups,” Dr Catherine Smallwood, a senior emergency officer at the World Health Organisation’s Europe office, told the UK’s Telegraph. – via news.com.au
Jesus, Mary and holy St. Joseph….it’s SPREADING!
Geneva/New Delhi | Jagran World Desk: World Health Organisation said on Tuesday that Omicron strain of coronavirus is ‘spreading at an unprecedented rate’ and its presence is possible ‘probably in all countries, news agency AFP reported. – via english.jagran.com
…at an unprecedented rate…really? Just what are the numbers?
Omicron cases topped the figure of 50 all over India on Tuesday, as 8 new cases were discovered in Maharashtra and 4 in Delhi. Of 8 Omicron cases in Maharashtra, 7 were reported from Mumbai alone. The state health department said that none of the Omicron cases reported on Tuesday from Mumbai had a history of international travel.
Good God in Heaven…save us!
How do these dopes test for the new variant? Dude, don’t ask, they just do. And then after that, well, it’s darts thrown against the dart board to determine how they’ll spin the shit they just made up.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary.” ―
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Good “Swing” Wenceslas · The Count Basie Orchestra
Dispatches from the Asylum 