Oh boy! The maniacs and dimwitted never disappoint.
Check out this hand job of an article:
SELF LOVE IS THE DRUG – Can masturbating REALLY boost your immune system and fight Covid? – via the-sun.com
WITH a deadly virus circulating the past year and a half, many people have been wondering how they can boost their immunity.
Masturbating is sometimes touted as a way to give the immune system a kickstart.
Wuuut?
That’s right…forget vitamins, organic foods, a healthy lifestyle – that’s all bullshit.
Now, health is either a poke of experimental chemical goo, or dropping your pants and pounding the mound.
When Covid first started causing chaos in the Western world in March 2020, Google searches for “can masurbation boost immunity” went wild as people searched for ways to protect themselves.
Unfortunately, touching oneself will not be the difference between catching Covid and not, as there are many factors that influence a person’s risk of getting the disease.
But Dr Jennifer Landa, a specialist in hormone therapy, suggests that indulging in some self-love might be able to strengthen your body’s natural defence forces.
“Masturbation can produce the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she said, according to Men’s Health.
But is there any evidence behind it?
One small but promising study of 11 men – who were awkwardly told to masturbate while researchers took blood tests – suggests so.
Published in 2004, it showed masturbation caused a temporary spike in immune cells, including killer cells that fight viruses.
There it is…11 men, dropping ‘trouse’ and jacking their johnson’s, while researchers took blood tests…that’s the gold standard of studies….yeah?
No, that’s a study of a pornographic nightmare.
It’s Slong studies now, and everybody knows that ranks right up there with these shysters other all-time gold ‘hits’ of shitfuckery – 14 days to flatten the curve, the jab will allow everyone to get back to normal, and do your part – whatever ‘part’ is determined by these psychofucks.
If we believe in the outhouse of shit these demons offer up each day, how much longer can we expect God, Mother Earth, or a choir of angels to protect us from our own, eternal stupidity.
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” ― Douglas Adams
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 