The Babylon Bee
Mon, 26 Jul 2021 15:50 UTC
To defeat the massive, scary, definitely world-ending wave of COVID being driven by the delta variant of the deadly, frightening disease you should remain afraid of for the rest of your life, experts are recommending we try all the things that didn’t work the first time.
From wearing masks and social distancing to locking everyone down and destroying the economy, experts are all suggesting that we just try the same things we did last time that didn’t work at all.
“We are going to lock down, wear masks, and social distance, all of which didn’t work, but hey. It’s worth trying again,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci in a television interview this morning. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. That’s what they taught us in science school. Look at my lab coat. It’s white. Do you like it? It has pockets.”
The television anchor then assured Dr. Fauci that his pockets were very nice.
“Thanks. I also have the heartbeat thingy. I like to breathe on it to warm it up. Makes me look official and doctory and whatnot.”
At publishing time, experts had clarified that while we’re going to be doing the same things that didn’t work over and over again, we’re going to be doing them harder this time.
Evidently, this ‘doctor’ hasn’t taken a break from his constant media appearances on mainstream news to read articles and studies, many peer-reviewed, on the dangers of wearing a face diaper.
SOME of the mask studies on efficacy: – via thelastamericanvagabond.com
Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, that might have been the last time this dickhead saw or treated a patient.
Now, in present-day, awoke terra firma, we’re listening to one of the most absolute shitheads of history.
What can be done to fight such shitfuckery?
Spend 3 minutes listening to Chris Hedges, if you might care:
Chris Hedges Paraphrased: We Fight Evil Because It’s The Right Thing To Do, Even If We Can’t Win (3 minutes) – via neverlosetruth2 Kafka
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