As pearl clutching zombies eagerly wait for the next scamdemic, ready to stand in line at parking lots, America’s new havens of health, for the next jab of battery acid – the wait may be over, for behold:
China reports human case of H10N3 bird flu, a possible first – via apnews.com
Strap on the parachutes boys and girls, the possibilities of new fear porn are endless.
Meanwhile, back to present day madness:
Build Back Better: Vaccinate the ‘Whole World’ by 2022, Says Boris Johnson – via breitbart.com
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has called for the leading economic powers to help vaccinate the entire world against the Chinese coronavirus by the end of next year and said that the G7 nations should craft a global pandemic preparedness treaty to enshrine vaccine passports and other measures.
Naw, you daft old fart…how ’bout you just fuck off!
Meanwhile…
6-year-olds learn it ‘feels good’ to touch ‘penis,’ ‘vulva’ from video shown in posh NY private school — and parents are ‘furious’ – via theblaze.com
That a posh NY private school would show 6 years old such shitfuckery isn’t that surprising, the more surprising thing is that parents are furious.
Meanwhile…
‘So Sue Us’: Amazon Responds to 75,000 Customers Who Say Alexa Spied on Them – via zerohedge.com
After receiving more than 75,000 individual complaints that it’s Alex-powered Echo devices were spying on them, Amazon has abandoned its policy that such complaints must be resolved outside the court system via secretive arbitration proceedings, and will instead allow customers to file lawsuits, according to the Wall Street Journal.
In other words, ‘so sue us.’
Those who bought the Alexa that Spied on Them….’hey, you fucked up…you trusted us.’
Meanwhile…
Press slammed for making Biden their fav flavor with ice cream questions – via nypost.com
With the White House poised to unveil the largest federal budget in US history, spy agencies investigating whether a lab in China caused the COVID-19 pandemic and gas prices skyrocketing ahead of a major US travel holiday, President Biden was grilled Thursday … about his favorite flavor of ice cream.
“Mr. President, what did you order?” was the first question shouted by a reporter as Biden licked a cone at Honey Hut Ice Cream in Cleveland, Ohio.
“Chocolate chocolate chip,” the commander in chief replied, to oohs and aahs from the fawning press pack.
Licking an ice cream cone, lapping up tapioca pudding before going to bed, or attempting to etch out words on the plate of Spaghettio’s during his nightly dinner – all this gives comfort to the braindead unwashed in the U.S., that the country is truly, in capable hands.
And the final meanwhile, that so few could give a flying fuck about…
CDC: Death Toll Following Experimental Covid Injections Now at 4,863 – More than 23 Years of Recorded Vaccine Deaths According to VAERS – via healthimpactnews.com
This isn’t Purgatory…right? This is Hell.
“Hell is truth seen too late.” ― Leviathan
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Mozart : Requiem in D, K. 626 – “Lacrimosa”
Dispatches from the Asylum 
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