The gods of mayhem, discord and shitfuckery are relentless. Their lieutenants who carry out the gods’ anus droppings have sold their souls countless times over for temporary glories of money; bad, and even more tragic, boring sex; and positions of power where their stupidity, bad hair plugs and botched wax jobs, have left them with a IQ below room temperature.

Lamentations among the unwashed can be heard throughout the universe, pleading with God, Mother Earth, or the committee of dolphins who created this mess to dispense with the current insanity.  Sadly, the extended vacation they’ve been on for a few thousand years…has been extended for a few more thousand years, quite like the lockdowns.

And so, the innocents have turned their hopes to a “Deus ex machina”, where an unsolvable problem in a story is suddenly and abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence to bring the tale to a happy ending.

Oh dear!  Happy endings…not likely given the factory of sadness we find ourselves in.

DARPA is Working On an Implantable Microchip To Detect Virus  – Authored by Steve Watson via Summit News,

The Pentagon’s Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) is working on a COVID vaccine that will work on all variants and has developed an implantable microchip that it says will continuously monitor the human body for signs of the virus.

Retired Colonel Matt Hepburn, an army infectious disease physician heading up DARPA’s response to the pandemic, appeared on 60 Minutes to demonstrate the technology.

Holding up a vial of green tissue-like gel, which contains the chip, Hepburn proclaimed “You put it underneath your skin and what that tells you is that there are chemical reactions going on inside the body, and that signal means you are going to have symptoms tomorrow.”

“It’s like a ‘check engine’ light,” Hepburn added, noting that those with the chip “would get the signal, then self-administer a blood draw and test themselves on site.”

“We can have that information in three to five minutes,” Hepburn continued, adding “As you truncate that time, as you diagnose and treat, what you do is you stop the infection in its tracks.”“You put it underneath your skin and what that tells you is that there are chemical reactions going on inside the body, and that signal means you are going to have symptoms tomorrow.”

“You put it underneath your skin and what that tells you is that there are chemical reactions going on inside the body, and that signal means you are going to have symptoms tomorrow.”???

Oh, okay… nothing SCREAMS health like The Pentagon…yeah?

How in the fuck can this bullshit war-shit agency ‘work on all virus ‘variants’, when these bogus variants they tell us are developing, are forever developing?

Remember the dry heaves we experienced as young and dumb teenagers from a night of total alcohol intact, or maybe even experienced just days ago?  Sure you do.

Get ready…you’ll be kneeling at the commode on a regular basis, really pissed that the dude, husband, main squeeze you live with, forgot to wipe off the toilet bowl rim. But the dude, husband, main squeeze or other who forgot to wipe the piss off the toilet bowl rim is no one other than the government or corporate CEO of dung, who is working out when and how you might meet your maker.

And as it’s Spring here in the Northern Hemisphere…we must check in with the lawn jockey of outhouse dung, who certainly has to sit upon multiple phone books on a bus in order to drive it, bringing you a smorgasbord of manure that even this dickhead shakes his head each night as he rolls into his tiny house crib, laughing that the innocents continue to believe in the Spam this fucker peddles:

Dr. Fauci is at it Again: “It’s Still Not Okay for Vaccinated Americans to Eat and Drink Indoors – via gatewaypundit.com

Dr. Fauci, the unelected bureaucrat who destroyed small businesses in America with lies about Covid, claimed fully vaccinated people cannot eat or drink indoors.

Who is Fauci to tell Americans what they can and cannot do?

Last week Fauci was caught flat-footed when confronted about Texas cases dropping despite being fully open for a month so he just said, “It can be confusing, because … often you have to wait a few weeks before you see the effect … I’m not really quite sure. It could be they’re doing things outdoors.”

Fauci admitted he has no idea what he’s talking about.

Wuuut?

Didn’t these arseholes tell us a year ago or so ago, that their jab of battery acid was all that was needed to end this madness?

Yeah, but that was then, and this is now. They’ve moved the goalposts in the meantime. And thank the gods we continue to believe in their fuckery.

Our demise… they let us choose

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Tonight’s musical offering:

(Praise God for the woodwinds)

Mozart: Serenade No 10 for Winds ‘Gran Partita’, III. Adagio | LSO (London Symphony Orchestra) Wind Ensemble