Certificates of failure aren’t generally issued, en masse, to the innocents in this shitstorm of life on Earth while they are still living.
No, the gods of doom and dismay have reserved the right to issue such certificates, carrying with them some sort of sentence to eternal duties to be performed in one of the Circles of Hell after their short stint here on Earth, performing shenanigans of shitfuckery upon as many as possible, comes to its sad conclusion.
But in this modern era of brain dead whiz-shit, barfed up by government and corporate dickheads, certificates of failure could be issued every minute of each 24/7 news cycle of propaganda and lies from lame stream media and corporate dickheads, without a worry of duplication.
I started out tonight’s shitposting with the theme of writing about America’s favorite lawn jockey, Anthony Fauci. But late, breaking shitfuckery news, requires me to report on the latest anal droppings from the psychopath’s:
Covid Anal Swabs for Beijing Residents More Accurate, Says Chinese Expert – via newsweek.com
More than a million Beijing residents undergoing coronavirus testing amid a fresh outbreak have been administered anal swabs, which are considered more accurate and raise the chances of detecting COVID-19, said a Chinese disease specialist.
The key districts of Daxing and Dongcheng began a mass testing drive on Friday after a nine-year-old boy tested positive for the more virulent strain of the virus, first discovered in London and the southeast of England last month.
Health authorities in the Chinese capital said they were aiming to screen more than two million people in 48 hours. Among them, around 1.6 million inhabitants in Daxing were to be given antibody tests, as well as throat, nasal and rectal nucleic acid swabs.
Anal swabs have been in use since last year, including in the major port city of Shanghai, but the method is so far reserved for individuals in potential COVID-19 hotspots, according to an infectious disease expert quoted by China’s state broadcaster CCTV on Saturday.
Think such unAsked-for penetration won’t make it’s way here to the States of insanity, with the lolcow’s begging for it…think again.
And writing about thinking, back to the lawn jockey, who shows no signs that he has any operational gray cells left:
Fauci endorses double-masking, even after Covid vaccine… Back in March, Fauci dismissed masks entirely – via lifesitenews.com
WASHINGTON, D.C., January 26, 2021 (LifeSiteNews) — Joe Biden’s chief medical adviser, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has changed his tune on mask-wearing once again. This time, he said he supports double-masking or using N95 masks in an interview with NBC’s Savannah Guthrie on TODAY.
Fauci said, “Wearing two masks instead of one is probably more effective to stop the spread of coronavirus.”
“I mean,” he continued, “this is a physical covering to prevent droplets and virus to get in. So, if you have a physical covering with one layer, you put another layer on, it just makes common sense that it likely would be more effective and that’s the reason why you see people either double masking or doing a version of an N95.”
“Probably”, “likely”, in other words…who in the hell knows? This donkey throws shyte against the wall each morning, and then suits up for interviews of what he thinks might have stuck:
The New York Times jumped on the double-mask bandwagon in a post-inauguration opinion piece that gushed about Pete Buttigieg’s and others’ mask fashion during Biden’s sparsely attended outdoor event. “Double-masking is a sensible and easy way to lower your risk when you have to spend more time around others — in a taxi, on a train or plane, or at an inauguration.”
One day later, in an interview on America’s Newsroom, Dana Perino pressed Fauci about double-masking and vaccinations. Would double-masking, Perino asked, still be necessary after receiving a vaccination? The short answer was yes — or at least until the “overwhelming” population has been vaccinated.
Oh, okay! Get the jab of battery acid, and then continue to mask up, hell…double mask up, until the overwhelming (who knows what this number is) population has been vaccinated.
Ever wonder why your life and everyone else’s has become a slippery slime of shyte? It’s from suggestions, mandates and advices from these cement heads?
Now you have evidence.
Fauci Says Drop in Covid Cases Not Due to Vaccine: ‘We Don’t Want to Get Complacent’
Dr. Anthony Fauci on Monday said that a drop in COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations in most of the country cannot likely be attributed to vaccines, meaning people should continue to be as cautious as possible.
“I don’t think the dynamics of what we’re seeing now with the plateauing is significantly influenced, yet — it will be soon — but yet by the vaccine,” Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said on NBC’s “TODAY” show.
The chief medical adviser to the president said the drop was more likely due to a natural plateauing of cases following a spike after the holiday season.
More shit against the wall from this lawn jockey.
But…
German Neurologist on Face Masks: “Oxygen Deprivation Causes Permanent Neurological Damage’ – via technocracy.news
The delusional madness of forcing children to wear face masks blatantly ignores expert warnings: “The child needs the brain to learn, and the brain needs oxygen to function. We don’t need a clinical study for that. This is simple, indisputable physiology.”
This well-known German neurologist and neurophysiologist, Dr. Margarite Griesz-Brisson, warns of a tsunami of dementia years down the road because of oxygen deprivation from wearing masks today. Are you willing to risk your brain to scientifically unfounded, politically-motivated mandates. ⁃ TN Editor – (read more)
Evidently, the donkey is unaware of “science”.
And if you might just be wondering what this mRNA poke of battery acid is all about…here’s 4 minutes of clarity about it all:
Dr. Dolores Cahill, PhD, Speaking About mRNA Vaccines – (4 minutes)
“In keeping silent about evil, in burying it so deep within us that no sign of it appears on the surface, we are implanting it, and it will rise up a thousand fold in the future. When we neither punish nor reproach evildoers, we are not simply protecting their trivial old age, we are thereby ripping the foundations of justice from beneath new generations.” ― The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 
Yesterday I was in a store in town returning something I had ordered. They wouldn’t take it back because I touched it! I never opened the box. The product was intact and untouched. only the outside of the box. I was not wearing the” two-by-two hands blue”. once I got inside the store the clerk behind her glassed in sneeze bar told me to put on a mask. one they provide.!
I told her NO. I can’t breath in those which is true. no one can! no unobstructed air breathing is possible in those things. they cut oxygen by 40% so that clerk is trying to do damage to me. Also trying to practice medicine without a license. I told her ”you are not a doctor! you have no right to prescribe a medical device or force me to wear one! your practicing medicine without a license. ”
I think these clerks should be sued directly. not just the store but the insane clerks. They of course would not do business with me because I do not subscribe to their covid cult. So I didn’t get to conclude my business. I told them they are insane and i will not join them in their cult!
people have lost their minds, the brain damage you have in that article is very true. you can see in these people’s eyes as that is all you can see of them. but you can tell it too by their actions. or fumbles. They are insane and getting worse day by day. The brain damage is permanent yet they hold to their belief in their human God’s as if their lives depended on it and they will do whatever they are told…if they told them to put a bullet in their brainpan for a cure to covid I have no doubt most would do it! It certainly is a cure! You won’t risk covid.
They already have committed suicide. Life stopped the moment the face diaper went on! The moment they accepted the Covid Hoax as their guide they sacrificed their life, their childrens life, the life of their friends and neighbors to it. Bent them over the alter and stuck a knife in the heart of their empty souls!
Two masks are better then one. kills off the brain quicker. 40% oxygen drop with one mask. what is the drop with 2? what sort of brain damage will they have then? Add in the vaccine and the health of the mind and body is assured destruction. It may sound cold but they deserve it. those who have bought into this mind virus. The mask wearing and those running to get their vaccines. Afraid of life. They deserve the results.
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Thank you, Highlander! Spot on! Nearly everyday I think, it can’t get more insane…but it does. Cheers!
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Tubularsock is now wearing 7 masks when outside the bunker. That way Tubularsock is clearly a week ahead of his fellow citizens. As for oxygen, just a passing theory.
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Beauty! 🙂
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