It “looks” like…the months of their scamdemic

In tonight’s episode of ‘who wants to be a guinea pig’, the media is doing their usual high-jinks of treating a serious consideration regarding one’s health as nothing more than sucking on a lollipop:

Pfizer says Covid-19 vaccine is looking 90% effective – via APnews.com

That’s right, boys and girls, an injected vial of most likely nothing more than battery acid, is ‘LOOKING’ 90% effective to fight the mighty cornholio.

Hey, it ‘looks’ like the weather will be changing.  It ‘looks’ like it will be a good day. It ‘looks’ like I’ll win the lottery.  

Pfizer Inc. said Monday that its COVID-19 vaccine may be a remarkable 90% effective, based on early and incomplete test results that nevertheless brought a big burst of optimism to a world desperate for the means to finally bring the catastrophic outbreak under control.

The announcement came less than a week after an election seen as a referendum on President Donald Trump’s handling of the scourge, which has killed more than 1.2 million people worldwide, including almost a quarter-million in the United States alone.

“We’re in a position potentially to be able to offer some hope,” Dr. Bill Gruber, Pfizer’s senior vice president of clinical development, told The Associated Press. “We’re very encouraged.” – via apnews.com

“potentially, maybe, it might happen, who in the fuck knows” – the language of grifters who stand to make billions off your ignorance is a sight to behold, for those who care to look.

But not to worry, for really, there’s just a few minor complications with the jab of battery acid:

Coronovirus vaccine trial participants report day-long exhaustion, fever and headaches – but say it’s worth it – via CNBC.com

A Maryland participant in his late 20s said he experienced nausea after the first shot, but it wasn’t until the second that he “really felt things.” 

He said he woke up at 1 a.m. with chills and a 104 fever. He said the fever went down after he took Advil and Tylenol but it lasted until around 8 p.m. He said Moderna promptly responded, calling him within an hour after he reported his symptoms in the app. 

“I wasn’t sure if I needed to go to the hospital or not because 104 is pretty high,” he said. “But other than that, it’s been fine.”

It’s been fine, other than a nausea, chills and a 104 fever. Cool and normal!

Jesus, Mary and Holy St. Joseph…the amount of dung we believe would leave Jesus with uncontrolled vomiting.

And who in the fuck knows what will happen to these guinea pigs after the first year, then the next, then five years thereafter.

And Jesus wept…again!

Embracing the tank of us all comes in many forms. Sadly, no matter the form, most sign onto their demise with nary a care.

Coronavirus: Greeks Must Ask Government Permission via Text to Leave Home – via breitbart.com

Good God!

“Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Ne Pariez Jamais Votre Tête Au Diable Et Autres Contes Non Traduits Par Baudelaire

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Tonight’s musical offering:

Stan Getz – “Misty”

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