The heavens have parted. Skittles and lollipops rain down from the sky. Everything is well, multiple orgasms are experienced and all is right once again with the world.
The gods of shitf**kery have come to the conclusion that America is so reamed of critical thinking, that they’ve abandoned any future plans to screw the little freedom’s left to the unwashed, knowing that con-jobs are no longer needed, as the lolcow’s are conning themselves.
The corporate media spoke today, and the lolcow’s rejoiced, abandoning cornholio social distancing rules to take to the streets, sound church bells, honk horns, with screams of joy, waving flags that just yesterday they were ashamed they possessed, and all because another version of the same type of clown who occupies the White House today, was selected to carry on the same shitf**kery of us all come January 20th.
But hey, it’s their preferred nightmare, so it’s okay.
No Matter How the Ballots are Counted, the American Police State Will Continue – By John W. Whitehead, The Rutherford Institute
The American people remain eager to be persuaded that a new president in the White House can solve the problems that plague us.
Yet no matter who wins this presidential election, you can rest assured that the new boss will be the same as the old boss, and we—the permanent underclass in America—will continue to be forced to march in lockstep with the police state in all matters, public and private.
Indeed, it really doesn’t matter what you call them—the Deep State, the 1%, the elite, the controllers, the masterminds, the shadow government, the police state, the surveillance state, the military industrial complex—so long as you understand that no matter which party occupies the White House in 2021, the unelected bureaucracy that actually calls the shots will continue to do so. (read more)
The better half here at the Asylum took the resident canine and king, Sir Hennery, on a walk this morning.
When the corporate media declared the senile Joe, the new occupant of the White House come January…the brain-dead took to the streets in this neighborhood with the banging of cow bells (I kid you not) and even draping themselves in the American flag, saying how proud they were that ‘their’ country finally woke up. (When was it that the media was the sole dictate of the votes of the people?)
Sweet Mother of God…how deranged must one be to believe in utter f**kery.
But aside from this political vaudeville, there’s more good news the braindead choose not to celebrate….
Coronavirus will bankrupt more people than it kills – and that’s the real global emergency – via theindependent.co.uk
Not to worry, just wait til January, and the new nutjob replacing the current nutjob, will make everything right.
And as Americans lather themselves up into listening to whatever dickhead occupies the White House, take heart. What rolls up in Europe, will make its way to your crib:
Brits Could Be Fined 200 pounds for leaving the House Without ‘Reasonable Excuse’ – via breitbart.com
So rejoice while you still can, for though the gods of shitf**kery have jetted off to another universe to lay to waste, your ultimate tank has been secured by the current and future dickheads we continue to bend the knee towards.
This Dog Was Never Kissed in Her Entire Life…Until Today
If only we cared for our loved ones, as much as we care for (and rightly so) for our beloved canines:
Tonight’s musical offering:
Stevie Ray Vaughan – “Texas Flood” (from Live at the El Mocambo)