“Slugdom” is on a on the rise and could be at pandemic proportions. In fact, it seems, from just walking around and observing, that this dreaded affliction is more prevalent than even the mighty cornholio.
There are no tests for slugdom, as opposed to the f**ked-up tests for the cornholio, but its symptoms are easy to spot.
Apathy, lethargy, spooning with one’s hand-held radiation device for hours on end, couch sitting, navel gazing, Netflix binging – in other words, extinguishing one’s critical thinking capacity are the symptoms.
But there are benefits of slugdom. One can switch off thinking about… anything, tune into corporate or social media hysteria and bullshit, and with one big gulp from their fishbowl of insanity, send their minds off to die.
And evidence abounds that nearly all slug minds have been willingly sent to Gehenna’s flames:
Here’s just one recent example:
Flight canceled after feud about toddler not wearing face mask – via NYpost.com
A Canadian flight was canceled after a feud with a family over their young children not wearing masks on a flight.
Safwan Choudhry said crew members approached the family on the WestJet flight Tuesday from Calgary to Toronto about putting masks on their 3-year-old and 19-month-old daughters, CBC News reported.
“It started with my toddler and once we got a mask on her, they turned to my 19-month-old infant and said, ‘Every person on the plane has to wear a mask or the plane can’t take off,’” Choudhry said.
Choudhry said they complied and put the mask on their 3-year-old and tried to get one on their younger daughter, though the rules only require passengers above the age of 2 to wear one.
“We were surprised to learn our 19-month-old daughter needed to be wearing a mask,” he said.
“Of course, being desperate to get home, we — despite there not being such a policy — opted to comply until she was crying hysterically, with the crew watching over us, until she threw up, at which point they told us, ‘You all need to get off the plane.’”
Choudhry said the flight attendants threatened him and his wife with arrest and the police were called.
“Within a few minutes, the captain of the flight said, ‘For security and safety reasons, we’re evacuating everyone from the flight,’” he said.
“We felt awful that now this entire plane is being evacuated.”
The airline blamed the plane evacuation on the family not putting a mask on the older daughter per protocol — a claim which the family denies, noting they have video of her on the flight wearing one.
“Our crew requested the presence of the authorities after the guests refused to comply with Transport Canada’s interim order and subsequently refused to deplane the aircraft,” WestJet said in a statement.
“Due to the rapid escalation of the situation on board, our crew felt uncomfortable to operate and the flight was subsequently canceled.”
A face diaper, over the mouth of a toddler, until she throws up from oxygen depravation or God knows what, because adults continue to act in compliance with the supreme shitf**kery from their overlords – could there have been another outcome?
Ah, but living in slugdom allows one to not only ignore such f**kery, but to feel a smidgen of smugness that they don’t know of such evil.
Our brethren are dying each day from the ‘orders’ issued by these government cockroaches. How long before their cancer shows up on our front doorstep?
“You’ll stay with me?’
Until the very end,’ said James.”
Tonight’s musical offering:
(A personal note…my brother – 56 years old – eight years younger than this shitposting writer – lays dying in a hospital here in the city…cancer, riddled through his body, and family is only allowed to visit him, after 4 p.m. each day.
God speed you, Sammy – I’m on your heels into the next world!
One of his musical favorites: