Wear Those Pool Noodles!

This is the lunacy the masses have been reduced to believing – whether it be a ‘fun joke’ or a serious tank of their mental facilities, complete degradation of any functioning mental faculties has occurred:

German cafe tells customers to wear pool noodles to enforce social distancing – via CNN.com

Rather than using floor markings and perspex screens to keep people apart, the owners of the cafe distributed straw hats with two colorful swimming noodles attached to the top.

To mark the occasion, owner Jaqueline Rothe posted a photo to the cafe’s Facebook page showing customers sitting at tables with their new headgear on.

“Today it’s like this: distance measurement,” she wrote in the caption.

Rothe, 52, told CNN numerous happy customers flocked to the cafe to enjoy a coffee, cake or a beer in the sunshine.

“This was the perfect method to keep customers apart — and a fun one,” she said, explaining that local TV company RTL, which was filming the reopening of cafes and restaurants, came up with the idea.

“It was a perfect gag and of course it was funny, our customers were really into it. But what it did show to us (was) how difficult it is to keep a distance of 1.5 meters (4.9 feet),” said Rothe, who said she was surprised by the attention her photo got in media outlets around the world. (for the photo of the morons wearing the pool noodles, click on this….)

Elimination of all grace, tastefulness, love, kindness, beauty, conversation and pressing of the flesh is being eliminated.  All with our consent.

And what are we left with…eating at an outside cafe, wearing pool noodles on top of our heads – is the new normal of insanity. Folks… What…the…f**k!

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Tonight’s musical offering:

 Pink Floyd – ‘Us and Them”