Due to…Whatever They Come Up With…You’ll Be Howling at the Moon

With panic-driving profiteers on the loose, using the innocents belief in their bullshit as a banana peel for cheap, slap-stick comedy – the profiteers of lunacy open up their Halloween bag of treats for all to look inside and grab what is offered.

Sadly, this days’ offering from the psychopath’s comes not in the form of sugary GMO-infested treats – their bag of sadness only includes a mask.

Yes, boys and girls, the chief lunatics are now recommending that EVERYONE wear a mask:

The White House is expected to urge everyone across the country to begin wearing cloth masks or face coverings in public to dampen the spread of the virus. The potential reversal of earlier mask recommendations – which White House officials indicated Thursday were still being debated – signaled the seriousness of the outbreak and rising concerns in Washington about the effect it could have on millions of Americans. – via thehour.com

As the memory hole here in the land-of-believing-whatever-bullshit-we’re-told-today-from-assholes is quite deep, we’re not expecting anyone to remember the following reported just a month ago:

And finally this treat of truth:

On Feb. 29, US Surgeon General Jerome Adams tweeted:

All hope disappears over the horizon leading to total darkness from listening to these demons:

No good choices: A mask may block out some pollution but have other ill health effects

A mask may also cause respiratory distress and become a hotbed for microbes to thrive.  via Scroll.in (12/4/2017)  (before the current insanity)

While ill-fitting masks let in pollutants, masks that fit too tightly can also be problematic. A person wearing any kind of mask faces breathing resistance as air filters through the device, making the wearer work harder to inhale than he would without the mask. This can have several adverse physiological effects when the mask is worn for long periods of time. Moreover, carbon dioxide that is exhaled can get trapped in the chamber of the mask the re-enter the body each time the mask user inhales. This delivers less oxygen into the body than when the person is not wearing a mask.

“It can lead to oxygen shortage, suffocation, respiration trouble, and heart attacks,” said Dr D Saha, scientist and additional director at the Central Pollution Control Board.

He pointed out that masks are a potential source of bacteria and viruses. “The moisture from exhalation inside the mask, when in constant contact with the 37 degrees Celsius warm human body, becomes ideal place for virus and bacteria to thrive,” he said. This could result in the growth of microbes on masks and aid the spread of airborne diseases like influenza. – via scroll.pulse.in

Due to the cornholio, and the draconian measures from governmental dickheads of shutting down all economies in the world, (except Sweden, Japan and a couple of others), life is being slowly exterminated.

But few fucks are given.

The simple pleasures from a month ago have been abolished – embrace your tank.

Instead of picnic’s in the park, the friendly hand shake or hug, the kiss upon the soft cheek, the holding of hands, the praying together, the parties in the backyard, weddings, funerals of departed loved ones, a meal shared at restaurants, shopping for clothes, the needed haircut, and just business in general that has kept so many alive…their lives are on the extermination block by absolute shitards.

Even fewer fucks are given.

But the innocents and ignorants are expressing some form of whatever stupidity they are still holding onto:

Denverites Join Nationwide ‘Howl At The Moon At 8pm Social Distancing Trend – via denver.cbslocal.com – (embedded video in the link to witness the insanity, if you so choose)

The gods of shitfuckery demand sacrifice…the unwashed masses oblige.

Wouldn’t it be much more fun to do something like this?

And from a dog’s perspective:

And as a broken clock is right twice on any given day, it seems the guy with orange hair understands that the latest fuckery from the White House…is just that…fuckery:

WASHINGTON — Rarely has the schism between President Trump and his own public health advisers over the coronavirus pandemic been put on display quite so starkly. Even as he announced a new federal recommendation on Friday that Americans wear masks when out in public, he immediately disavowed it: “I am choosing not to do it.” – via dnjuz.com