Christmas in March

Christmas only comes once a year, unless you’re a government, corporate or media dickhead, and then it comes whenever you so decree:

Christmas came early for our rulers and power elite this year. Let’s count up all the goodies covid hysteria pandemic nets them:

  • They get to distribute hundreds of billions, even trillions in dollarseuro and pound among their friends in the name of making up for an economic slowdown amid outbreak and countermeasures.
  • They get to posture as decisive men of the moment who take drastic action when circumstances demand it. And when spring sunshine takes care of the viruses, as it does every year, they can posture as our saviors.
  • They get to push us off the streets and into our homes. Forget Kim Jong-il, Stalin or African post-coup martial law, this is the real deal. It’s a level of repression even North Korea couldn’t get away with. It serves to bring relief from and possibly break the populist revolt (gilet jaunes anyone?), but more than that don’t forget about the straightforward pleasure these people get from exercising power and feeling important.
  • They get to dodge the blame for the coming economic collapse. A collapse which was due to happen soon anyway, as something or other was bound to burst the global debt bubble their central banks and monetary policies had blown up, but which will now be blamed on corona. What a dodge!

This hysteria pandemic has been such godsend to them. So much so that if I were in their place I would be looking to extend it for as long as possible.

I would make sure everyone who died while having coronavirus would be counted as its victim. And I would drown the land with corona test kits (who cares just how reliable they are having been approved so quickly) to make sure the number of infected keeps rising for as long as possible as an ever-greater proportion of your usual seasonal patients with flu-like symptoms are identified as having the dreaded covid-19.  via

No more shitposting from me tonight (thank the gods). Except this – one of the local radio stations here in this shit city I live in has decided to play Christmas music for one day, because so many were writing them, telling them how good Christmas music makes them feel.

One day of Christmas music and the masses here will feel better about their enslavement…for one day.

…and Jesus wept, and then vomited.

The old adage holds true….follow the money.  If you have 48 minutes to spare, and who doesn’t since the Brownshirts have ordered everyone to “stay at home”, listen to what this latest 911 is all about: the money – not your’s…their’s.

Stimulus Bill: “An Abomination Beyond Comprehension” – Jimmy Dore


Tonight’s musical offering:

“Sleigh Ride” by Leroy Anderson

Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash


  1. Here’s another one:

    “…due to the fact there is no actual new deadly pathogen but just regular sick people, you are mislabeling your case numbers, and especially your deaths, are going to be way too low for a real new deadly virus pandemic.

    But you can stop people pointing this out in several ways.

    1. You can claim this is just the beginning and more deaths are imminent. Use this as an excuse to quarantine everyone and then claim the quarantine prevented the expected millions of dead.

    2. You can tell people that ‘minimizing’ the dangers is irresponsible and bully them into not talking about numbers.

    3. You can talk crap about made up numbers hoping to blind people with pseudoscience.

    4. You can start testing well people (who, of course, will also likely have shreds of coronavirus DNA in them) and thus inflate your ‘case figures’ with ‘asymptomatic carriers’ (you will of course have to spin that to sound deadly even though any virologist knows the more symptom-less cases you have the less deadly is your pathogen.

    Take these 4 simple steps and you can have your own entirely manufactured pandemic up and running in weeks.

    They can not “confirm” something for which there is no accurate test.”

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