Parallel Universe

Choice new f**kery, hot off the presses:

‘Stakes are incredibly high’: New Hampshire voters feel the pressure as primary looms – news.yahoo.com

Oh bejesus…the poor folks in New Hampshire.

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WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump will deliver his latest budget proposal to Congress on Monday, a $4.89 trillion package that calls for increases to military spending and cuts to domestic programs. – news.yahoo.com

What else is new? The f**ks are enriched further, and more innocents are f**ked.

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T-Mobile Warned About Product Liability Within Weeks of Unleashing 5G and Giving Away Free Phones

In its annual Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) 10-K filing, T-Mobile writes, “Our business could be adversely affected by findings of product liability for health or safety risks from wireless devices and transmission equipment, as well as by changes to regulations or radio frequency emission standards.” You can read the full citation listed above on page 18 of this document. – via activistpost.com

A further deep dive into health f**kery from these shysters. But how few give a f**k about their health?  Won’t there be a chemical poke in the arm created by the pharmaceutical demons to ward off the “adverse affects” from the shyte created by these lunatics?

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And one from the ‘woke’ crowd:

Brad Pitt wins ‘Best Supporting Actor’

In his acceptance speech, Pitt took a swipe at the impeachment trial of Donald Trump, stating that the 45 seconds he had been given to speak was “45 seconds more than the Senate gave John Bolton this week”. – via news.yahoo.com

Jesus, Mary & Joseph, Brad…way to give ‘cred’s to one of the choicest warmongers of the era. We expected just a cut above total ignorance from the guy who starred in “Fight Club”. Another colossal fail from the woke crowd!

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Our prayer, recited daily, follows:

The gods of shittery demand sacrifice…we keep searching and praying for the escape transport.

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Tonight’s musical offering:

Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, No 13 Dance of the Knights (Valery Gergiev, London Symphony Orchestra)

Photo by Luca Baggio on Unsplash