Just as the jilted lover will dream up of a myriad of ways their former lover ruined their glorious existence, Vladimir Putin has hatched yet another devious plan to do evil to the United States:
US has to Buy Russian Natural Gas as Consumer Prices Soar – via Russia-Insider.com
A storm on the US east coast caused a price hike but no worries – Russia to the rescue – Russia will deliver liquefied natural gas (LNG) to the US, Kommersant daily reports. The reason for the deal is the sharp rise in gas prices on the east coast of the US.
Obviously, Putin now controls the weather – at least on the East Coast of the United States. How else to explain such a development?
Will the lizards the likes of John McCain, Lindsay Graham, or the oh-so-creepy Adam Schiff start hearings on Putin’s weather manipulation?
Or maybe investigations should ensue pronto on why the US would buy liquefied natural gas from the Russian’s instead of letting US citizens freeze to death?
With most Americans bat-shit crazy over whatever latest craze the moronic main-stream media dreams up (Oprah in 2020), trendy East Coast residents must be pulling their hair out that they’ll be using Russian liquefied natural gas to heat their homes, sauna’s, five-star restaurants and fat trimming spas instead of burning their treasured pieces of furniture to stay alive and dreaming of an “Oprah” presidency.
But while Putin and Russia cash in with their superior, god-like, weather manipulation skills, deranged U.S. intelligensia, political dimwits and military industrial complex nutjobs salivate over new and improved ways to end human life.
US to Greatly Loosen Constraints on the Use of Nuclear Weapons – via antimedia.org.
Administration officials are now said to both be hard at work acquiring smaller, more “usable” nuclear weapons, and radically changing the rules of engagement with respect to a US nuclear first strike, so that such attacks are more possible in the future.
And it’s not just lives of citizens of foreign lands the US might want to end in an new and improved fashion, or at the very least, create nightmares of hardship, we have the police and school administration “officials” here in America who will happily jail someone for asking a question:
Teacher Questions Superintendent’s Massive Raise, So She’s Attacked and Arrested – via blacklistednews.com
Vermillion Parish, LA — Illustrating the brutal nature of servitude police have to their rulers, an innocent English teacher was assaulted and arrested this week for merely asking why the superintendent was getting a raise when the rest of the school system is suffering. The entire infuriating interaction was captured on video and serves to make a powerful statement about who police protect.
No matter how the mainstream media, Hollywood, government overlords and authoritarian, 1st class a-holes pretend otherwise, their vile version of America is a land of great pretenders. Pretenders of tolerance, pretenders of peace, pretenders of justice and pretenders of giving a shit!
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. ~ Homer – Greek author
Tonight’s musical offering:
Yes, we here at the Asylum post this one on a regular basis – simply because it provides, in such a delightfully sarcastic way, an avenue to laugh at these modern day a-hole authoritarians.
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