Message to the Mother Ship – Come Back and Take Them Away – the A-holes Aren’t Wanted Anymore


Do you remember the good ol’ days not so long ago when life in America wasn’t ruled by aliens from Planet Dick, birthing every kind of depravity never known to exist?  Probably not, but sadly (or maybe not), we here at the Asylum are old enough to remember when the the sub-species of aliens who have taken control of this country were, more or less, consigned to lowly restroom cleaning jobs at rest stops located along back mountainous roads where only elk and sheep relieved themselves.

But the uninterrupted alien invasion of corporate A-list assholes, politicians of every bent stripe, bureaucrats who evolved from meadow muffins to living shysters due to poor eating habits and lack of affection, and media and entertainment robotic entities who emit chips of guano have taken over every nook and cranny of America and are causing the average American to want to defect to the furthest star system away from this spinning ball (recently clocked spinning at an incredible 1000 mph, in case you were wondering).

36503866915_4215cee11b_m-2President Trump Warns Ominously: “It’s the Calm Before the Storm” – In front of cameras on Thursday evening, as he met with senior military officials and their spouses at the White House, President Donald Trump said those in attendance could be witnessing the “calm before the storm.”

When he was asked by reporters to clarify what he meant, Trump stated simply that he had “the world’s great military people in this room,” then thanked the media present for coming.

Pressed further about his rather ominous remark, the American president replied only: “You’ll find out.”

Inquiring minds no longer could give a shyte what this supreme commander-of-stupidity means with his latest flatulate – they are just wondering if those nuclear bunkers built back in the 50’s are still around.

What military hijinks the POTUS and the military spending complex have in mind only the devils from Gehenna would know.  Getting it on with North Korea, Iran, Russia – they have $700 Billion at their disposal for their version of fun & frolic. And if that’s not enough, they’ll just print as many billions as they need.

Screw the suffering, the homeless, the sick – citizens of the country that could use a few of the billion they have earmarked for the death and annihilation of millions. But don’t worry for our “leaders” – these shysters will be just fine and their sons and daughters certainly won’t be in harms way – it’ll be other people’s son and daughters who’ll bear the cost of their insanity.

And lest we think these assholes supreme are just sitting around “shooting the shyte”, having a pissing contest over who will be able to end the greatest number of innocent lives…

White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders said Trump’s “calm before the storm” comments were “extremely serious.”

Folks, these are not humans.

If more evidence is needed, consider the following:

Cooking the Books:  DOD, HUD Taxpayers of $21 Trillion from 1998 to 2015 – Last year, a Reuters article brought renewed scrutiny to the budgeting practices of the U.S. Department of Defense (DOD), specifically the U.S. Army, after it was revealed that the department  had “lost” $6.5 trillion in 2015 due to “wrongful budget adjustments.” Nearly half of that massive sum, $2.8 trillion, was lost in just one quarter. Reuters noted that the Army “lacked the receipts and invoices to support those numbers [the adjustments] or simply made them up” in order to “create an illusion that its books are balanced.”

“…A likely reason for the lack of oversight, despite the well-known nature of the department’s grave accounting problems, is the fact that weapons manufacturers and government contractors are the largest beneficiaries of DOD budgeting errors and waste. Given those weapon manufacturers alone spent nearly $30 million on donations to political campaigns last year, Congress and much of the federal government are likely unwilling to bite the hand that feeds – even if it means ignoring massive and systemic fraud.”

But if you want to ignore the insanity of the times, there’s is a bit milder form of horseshit waiting your viewing:

Ivana Trump, the first wife of President Donald Trump, says he offered her the ambassadorship to the Czech Republic and that she advised him to tweet, in an interview with Jim Axelrod for CBS SUNDAY MORNING to be broadcast Sunday, Oct. 8 (9:00 AM, ET) on the CBS Television Network. – via

Thanks, CBS SUNDAY MORNING…we were wondering about that one. Who watches these programs anyway?  Wannabe elites sitting over their Sunday morning coffee and genetically modified pastry must need to be informed that the ex-wife of the nutjob POTUS was the one responsible for suggesting he share every inner asinine quip that comes to his mind.  Meanwhile, her ex-husband seems to have more destructive actions in mind than that from eating the genetically modified pastry.

Life here in the States, among the vermin, is one big bummer!


MOZART REQUIEM ~ INTROITUS (Kyrie Eleison ) ~ Sir Colin Davis

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