Maxine Waters: Proctologist

Well, it’s Independence Day here in the States and as Americans celebrate with leisure and gluttony, this, according to; and mainstream media continues to provide Americans with a gluttony of firecracker duds when it comes to truthful reporting, at least there was this sparkler of an item we couldn’t pass on:

Maxine Waters threatens to take Ben Carson’s ass apart.


Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) ripped into Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson in a speech Saturday, saying Carson “doesn’t care about people in public housing.”

Waters also warned Carson that she would tough on him when he testifies before the House Committee on Financial Services, on which she is the ranking member.

“[If he] thinks that I am going to give him a pass, I am going to take his ass apart,” Waters said.

Maxine_Waters_OfficialKnowing of Ms. Waters proclivity toward incoherent thought that reaches stratospheric levels, we were unaware that she is also a skilled proctologist on special occasions.

Such a dolt isn’t really worthy of the effort to read as it can make one’s eyes start to spin – one clockwise, the other counter-clockwise but for belly laughs, she’s quite the attraction.

Here’s a couple of other gems from this House Representative and part-time philosopher and observer of the human condition:

Putting his arms around Putin, defending Putin, working with the Kremlin. I want to know, and a lot of people want to know was there collusion between Putin and the Kremlin and this president as they hacked our DNC and our DCCC and some of us. We want to know how deep does that go.  CNN “Newsroom” – 2/6/2017 via

“And I want you to know, every time I’ve talked about impeachment, I’ve said we’ve got to connect the dots, we’ve got to get the facts, we’ve got to do the investigation. That is what leads to impeachment and I also said that Trump will lead us right there,” she added.

Seems Ms. Waters has an interest in deep subjects, grade school artwork, and practices top-notch hypocrisy on the cellular level. How all those meld together we’re not sure but at some point in time, Ms. Waters will provide further enlightenment on what it’s like to be completely unhinged.

But not to worry too much as the revolution always consumes its own in the end.

In the meantime, we can count on Ms. Waters to continue to thrill audiences with her vapid and screwball thoughts, doing her best to preserve her brain wave activity via social media for future scientific studies of the deranged.

It’s Independence Day here in the States, just another day in paradise.


Photo credit (front page): By Werneuchen (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Photo credit: By House of Represenatatives ( [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

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