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The latest rumor from the heavens is that if you’ve figured out that the world is a complete shit show; and have come to the final conclusion that you’re more likely to be bullshitted, with regularity, even by mates, friends and family than hear a morsel of truth from them; or that if by chance you have stumbled upon the truth and shared it to the disdain of everyone, God has decided you have suffered enough and your eternal reward in heaven awaits.
Of course, when dealing with God, there’s usually always a catch – you might be here for a while still. God’s wicked sense of humor can’t be matched.
To finally be at peace with the fact that cement heads, clowns and assholes rule the world and there is no escape until Father Time taps you on the shoulder, and who knows when that will be – well, that can be depressing.
But take cheer, for further degeneration into the abyss is a daily and entertaining feature in this shit hole:
California Police Station Uses Lego Heads To Coverup Criminal’s Mugshots To Protect Their Privacy – via winepressnews.com
The Murrieta Police Department in southern California has garnered national attention after the department decided to blot out the faces of criminals with Lego minifigure heads, in compliance with state laws to protect certain identities and rights of the criminals.
The MPD has used other things such as emojis and even Shrek in one instance, but recently decided on Lego heads instead.
LT. Jeremy Durrant explained they are doing this because it was to have “a little fun, get some attention, game the social media algorithm.” He also explained that doing this keeps them in compliance with state law from posting booking photos online, but also “respecting the suspect’s rights as well.”
However, ABC 7 reported that Lego requested that the MPD stop using Lego heads as it is a breach of trademark, so the staff at Murrieta will be doing something else.
Ah…isn’t that special? Just having a little fun…trying to get a bit of attention and game the algorithm. Geez, must be no crime down there in southern California – creative projects abound!
Reminds one of the nurses, doctors and other hospital personnel who were ‘up to their arms’ with cornholio patients at the height of the scamdemic but somehow found the time to stage over-the-top and oh-so-cringey dance segments on the world wide waste.
Who can forget such talent…
Did any of these people review their videos before publishing them?
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 