The Truth Shall make you odd – the months of their jive and Bullshit

We all remember the day the first lie was exposed to us.

Sadly, that lie originated with our parents, telling us that some fat, jolly old man who lived in the north pole and oversaw a crew of magical elves who made Christmas presents for us…if we were nice, was actual truth.

Well, such tomfoolery hasn’t just expanded as we’ve grown older, it’s to the point now where we have a 24/7/365 operation of lie generators we listen to.

Check out this choice, rancid onion:

Report: Queen, 94, and Prince Philip, 99, Receive Vaccine – via breitbart.com

LONDON (AP) — Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, have received their COVID-19 vaccinations, royal officials said Saturday.

Buckingham Palace officials said in a statement that the 94-year-old monarch and Philip, 99, received their jabs Saturday, joining some 1.5 million people in Britain who have been given a first dose of a vaccine.

Oh, okay. These two nutjobs took a jab of an experimental vial of battery acid? Sure!

The tides roll in, the tides roll out, but experts agree that this story is utter bollox. Listening to, or reading anything from government and corporate media dickheads should be replaced with looking at a potato. Less bullshit, more clarity of the mind.

And then there are those who have less intelligence than the mighty potato:

Police: Teacher Arrested for Spraying Student with Disinfectant During Mask Dispute: via breitbart.com

A high school teacher in Largo, Florida, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly spraying a student with disinfectant for not wearing a mask correctly.

A police report said the incident was caught on video Tuesday, Fox 32 reported.

“Christina Reszetar, 51, sprayed the unnamed student with ‘Claire disinfectant aerosol spray’ because, she allegedly told investigators, ‘the kids were not wearing their mask properly,’” the article continued.

The police report said the teacher allegedly sprayed “into the path of their faces and bodies.”

But spreading lies and propaganda is easy and fun for the government and media dopes…thus, it’s not necessarily the teachers’ fault, for evidently, she was just following the tower of shitfuckery she’s heard from corporate media for months on end. Sadly, she seemed to have thought she was was an expert on how face diapers should be properly worn, and if worn improperly, according to her, well, disinfectant aerosol spray was handily dispatched.

And Jesus wept!

The government and media shysters threaten all life on earth. But take heart, for now we are being told we’re living in good and sensible times with the Biden administration about to castrate the bejesus out of us all. 

There’s genius…and then there’s Biden genius:

“I mean, you’ve got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean,” Biden said of then-Sen. Barack Obama as both campaigned ahead of the 2008 primaries. “That’s a storybook, man.” via nypost.com

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A peevish Biden scolded American troops for their tepid response to a set-up applause line in 2016. 

“Clap for that, you stupid bastards,” the vice-president barked, minutes into his speech to the 380th Air Expeditionary Wing stationed in Abu Dhabi. 

Biden was seeking kudos for his “incredibly good judgment” in having nominated one of the group’s officers to the Air Force Academy — but his pronouncement was met with crickets. 

“Man, you are a dull bunch,” he complained, as service members standing behind him gave him the side-eye. – via nypost.com

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One week after his humiliating fourth-place finish in the Iowa caucuses, Biden slammed a young voter with a head-scratching taunt. 

“How can you explain the performance in Iowa, and why should the voters believe you can win the national election?” Madison Moore (above), a 21-year-old college student, asked at a campaign stop in Hampton, NH. 

“Ever been to a caucus?” Biden challenged her. 

Moore nodded yes. 

“No, you haven’t,” he told the dumbfounded young woman. “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”  – via nypost.com

This…is our next president!

If you thought the last four years with the orange clown in charge was a kick in the crotch…get ready, you ain’t seen nothing yet from a shyster, dope and cement head of the tallest order – our next president. 

And if all this lasts more than a year before blowing up, well then, fuck me.

“You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you odd.” Flannery O’Connor

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Tonight’s musical offering:

Sting – “Seven Days” –  (Official Music Video)