As many Americans celebrate all things to be thankful for by bashing in each other’s heads for deals on big screen TV’s, blenders and underwear,

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” ― Douglas Adams
As many Americans celebrate all things to be thankful for by bashing in each other’s heads for deals on big screen TV’s, blenders and underwear,