Dispatches from the Asylum

Dreaming up fresh horseshit to dump upon the unwashed is what the sub-mediocrities get boned about each day upon waking from their night spent in

Hey Mom…come quick! Millionaire celebrities are telling us how to live…again: Multimillionaire Celebrities Call for End to Capitalism From the Comfort of Their Luxury Mansions

Living up to being the failures their parents disowned, the pyschopath’s never disappoint with their evil, their shitf**kery and in most cases, their brilliant ineptitude:

The milk toast sub-mediocrities continue to shine here in the factory of sadness, as we breathe deeply of the pure shit presented to us each

The days’ fresh beatings continue on, where the lolcow’s and obedient’s, stuck in quicksand clutching their pearls masks, allow dickheads to steamroll over them, telling