Dispatches from the Asylum

In tonight’s episode of, ‘who in the f**k do these guys think they are?”, the gods of shitf**kery have grown impatient, as their total and

In the house of half-assed efforts, stale narratives are the everyday, with cement head government and corporate hacks hoping to keep your mind in a

The gods of future mayhem and suffering unleashed the liquid contained in their overflowing jugs of false hope upon the masses in Britain today: UK

Nothing starts the day like a good kick to the crotch, and nothing ends the day better than multiple bricks to the head. And thank

As the wizards of mayhem, destruction and misery continue with their scam to scare the bejesus out of the unwashed over a virus that has