Dispatches from the Asylum

Just as listening to a Bach fugue can calm the inner spasms of a modern mind, sometimes the universe creates harmonic resolutions to allow the

We are all fantastically nostalgic for the days of yore, before government dickheads banned smiles, hugs – beating businesses into submission, along with their jobs

Remember just a scant 10 months ago, when Skittles were falling from the skies and all was right with the world? Neither do we. Those

As businesses have been shuttered and jobs lost due to government cement heads’ edicts, orders and mandates, these shysters who haven’t lost their jobs, sitting

As millions turn in after an exhaustive day of trudging through the bullshit de jour from living in this shit-show, the irresistible urge to drink