Dispatches from the Asylum

“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” – George Orwell, 1984   Ah, but if only things were

It’s probably safe to say that life has now become a shit show of total shitfuckery – day in and day out. No matter whether

Just when you thought it was safe to venture outside the house – that the gerbil infestation the country has been experiencing for the past

In tonight’s episode of ‘these dopes we listen to’, this shitposting writer had the displeasure of having to go out among the cornholio zombies, all

Government and corporate health experts agree that spending too much time at the vomitorium can decimate an already weakened immune system. And thank the gods