Dispatches from the Asylum

Nothing speaks to the caring, psychofuck’s heart as money does. Throw a few hundred of thousands, millions, or even billions of dollars at these raccoons,

  Good news boys and girls and all others, like lollipops and candy canes falling from the skies, our government knuckleheads are using our tax

In a world where wholesomeness, decency and honesty are ancient artifacts that were only in vogue in the 1950’s, and practiced by sexually oppressed simpleton’s,

God, Mother Earth, or the committee of dolphins who started this wonder, turned shit-show by psychofucks, evidently didn’t fathom that their gift given with supreme

  In tonight’s episode of ‘who in the hell are these shriveled-up lizards’, experts agree the answer is in plain sight – they are assholes.

All good Scamdemic’s must come to an end, and so it appears this cornholio scamdemic is nearing its’ final breath. Operation Rampdown: Leaked official Covid