You Can’t Play In My Sandbox

March 17, 2026 Decker Culture, Current Events, Home Leave a comment

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Sometimes you want your sandbox all to yourself. A chance to play with your toys without having to share. Other times, you want to invite friends so that they can have all the fun you think they should have while spending time in your sandbox.

But when you’re the Agent of Destruction, and you consider the world your personal sandbox, you get to start wars and shit without any accountability, and also be disappointed when other countries won’t join in the destruction of lives, schools, parks, residences and all sorts of things.

Understanding the thinking of a madman is a complicated endeavor.

Trump Says NATO ‘Making a Very Foolish Mistake’ for Not Joining War Against Iran – Antiwar.com

President Trump on Tuesday criticized the US’s NATO allies, saying they were “making a very foolish mistake” for not entering the US-Israeli war against Iran, as his calls for other countries to send warships to open the Strait of Hormuz have been rejected.

“NATO is making a very foolish mistake. I’ve long said whether or not they’d be there for us, and this was a great test,” the president told reporters.

Earlier in the day, Trump said in a post on Truth Social that he had been “informed by most of our NATO ‘Allies’ that they don’t want to get involved with our Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of Iran, in the Middle East.”

And in typical little dickhead spoiled mentality, when you come to an understanding that hardly a soul can stand the sight of you and would rather wrestle with a 10-foot python than attempt to understand the gooey gumdrops of rancid insanity inside your brain, you downshift into deeper bullshit and tell everyone you really don’t need them anywhere near your sandbox.

While lamenting NATO’s unwillingness to join the war, the president insisted he doesn’t need them or any of the US allies in the Asia Pacific, claiming that the US-Israeli bombing campaign has “decimated” Iran’s military.

“Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer ‘need,’ or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea,” Trump said.

“In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE! Thank you for your attention to this matter,” he added.

The Strait of Hormuz remains closed to virtually all ships except for a few that have made the transit with Iran’s permission. Oil prices jumped on Tuesday when a senior Iranian official said the strait would remain closed, and gas prices in the US continue to rise, with the nationwide average of gas in the US rising to $3.79 per gallon, a nearly 30% increase since March 1.

Wasn’t this ‘military operation’ suppose to be over by now?

It’s so hard to be the peace president.