The Man-Child Takes a Dump

 

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With a fresh creation of glorious horseshit created by the Man-Child; the peace president; the agent of chaos…all Trump nerds tremble gleefully in the presence of what has to be best illustration of garbage sarcasm combined with adolescent humor ever produced.

Of course you can believe the following is real…who else but our ass-clown president would produce it?

Donald Trump shares AI video of himself bombing ‘No Kings’ protesters with feces – via dailymail.co.uk

Illustration of Donald Trump in a fighter jet cockpit wearing a golden crown and oxygen mask.

One can hear the Trumpsters yelling out ‘winning’, ‘way to go’, or the brain-cell-killing, ‘that’s what I voted for”.  The cult has never been more impressed.

Donald Trump has made an AI video of himself as a fighter pilot bombing protestors with feces.

It comes after more than seven million activists rallied across the US on Saturday for ‘No Kings’ protests against what they perceive to be the authoritarian and corrupt policies of Mr Trump’s administration.

In an interview with Fox News, Mr Trump refuted the premise of the protests: ‘They say they’re referring to me as a king. I’m not a king.’

But just a day later he shared the AI-generated video of himself in a fighter jet with the words ‘King Trump’ strewn across it.

In the clip shared to his Truth Social Media platform, the US president is wearing a military uniform and a jeweled golden crown as the hit Danger Song by Kenny Loggins plays in the back.

The plane hovers over ‘No Kings’ protestors marching through Times Square and bombs them with a brown liquid that appears to be feces. 

Mr Trump also used AI to create a Time Magazine cover of himself in a crown which is captioned ‘long live the King’.

Vice president JD Vance joined in on the satire and posted a video of the president as a king.

Forget Oscar Wilde or Flannery O’Connor – this man-child’s use of sarcastic wit fully illustrates the breath of  his mind-bending depth of sewer humor. So presidential…and done on purpose! Genius!  Not even this shit-posting writer could produce anything better.  And JD Vance was inspired to get into the self-humiliation act as well with his own video. Bonus!   Releasing the Epstein files wouldn’t be this entertaining.

He was seen in a crown and cape with a sword, while Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats kneeled to him.

It is believed Mr Vance’s video was to mock a viral photo of Ms Pelosi and other Democrats wearing the traditional African dress and taking the knee in tribute to George Floyd after he was killed by police in 2020. 

American’s fear Mr Trump’s growing power which include stationing the National Guard and Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Democrat-led cities. 

Left-wing politicians like Bernie Sanders and Cory Booker delivered speeches at the demonstrations.

Some of the rallies turned chaotic, including an incident with a man driving into a crowd at a gathering in Culpeper, Virginia, however they were largely peaceful.  (for full article, with photos)

You can watch this spectacular opus here

And in other related ‘they’re out of minds’ news:

Military Fired Artillery Over California Freeway on Saturday – via nytimes.com

The Marines fired 155-millimeter artillery shells over a major freeway in Southern California on Saturday as part of a demonstration at Camp Pendleton to celebrate the Marine Corps’ 250th anniversary.

What?  Isn’t this what all military celebrations are like when it’s a clown world you’re promoting?

The plans to fire over the freeway triggered outrage by Gov. Gavin Newsom late Friday night after his office had been informed days earlier that the celebration would not involve firing munitions across Interstate 5, a heavily traveled corridor between Los Angeles and San Diego.

Early Saturday, Mr. Newsom said the state would shut a 17-mile section of the freeway from noon to 3 p.m. Pacific time because of potential hazards posed by the military’s plans.

“This is a profoundly absurd show of force that could put Californians directly in harm’s way,” Mr. Newsom said in a statement to The New York Times.

He criticized President Trump and said the lack of coordination among state, federal and local officials was creating a dangerous situation. The artillery demonstration, which was attended by Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and military officials, took place on the same day that anti-Trump activists held “No Kings” protests across the country, including in Southern California.

“Using our military to intimidate people you disagree with isn’t strength — it’s reckless, it’s disrespectful, and it’s beneath the office the president holds,” Mr. Newsom said.

But a spokesman for Mr. Vance said the Marine Corps had assessed that the exercise posed no threat.

“Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous,” William Martin, Mr. Vance’s communications director, said in a statement. “The Marine Corps says it’s an established and safe practice. Newsom wants people to think this is an absurd show of force. The Marine Corps says it’s part of routine training at Camp Pendleton.”   (read more)

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