***
Feeling a little down because the bromance between the agent of Chaos and Musk sizzled away into the stratosphere? Not to worry as the perpetual clown show that is the U.S. government has the next act in the three-ring circus under way.
Trump Says His Border Czar Should Arrest California Governor Gavin Newsom – via mediaite.com
President Donald Trump weighed in Monday on the war of words between his Border Czar Tom Homan and California Governor Gavin Newsom (D).
Newsom addressed Homan’s vows to arrest anyone interfering with ICE operations on Saturday, including, he said, California Democrats. Newsom and Trump officials exchanged barbs all weekend after Trump federalized and deployed the California National Guard in Los Angeles amid violent anti-ICE protests.
In an interview with MSNBC, Newsom said, “The hell with this guy. Come after me. Arrest me. Let’s just get it over with, tough guy. You know, I don’t give a damn, but I care about my community. I care about this community. The hell are they doing? These guys need to grow up. They need to stop, and we need to push back. And I’m sorry to be so clear, but that kind of bloviating is exhausting. So, Tom, arrest me. Let’s go.”
Trump was asked by a report on the White House lawn if Homan should arrest Newsom.“Gavin Newsom is, he’s daring Tom Homan to come and arrest him. Should he do it?” asked Fox News’s Peter Doocy.
“I would do it if I was Tom, I think it’s great. Gavin likes the publicity, but I think it would be a great thing,” Trump replied, adding:
He’s done a terrible job, look– I like Gavin Newsom. He’s a nice guy, but he’s grossly incompetent. Everybody knows. All you have to do is look at the little railroad he’s building. It’s about a hundred times over budget. We’re putting a flagpole over there. Under budget. I always do under budget
He always does under budget?
And what’s the big deal with arresting State governors? The mob boss has threatened to arrest just about every other walk of life if you don’t agree with his policies, his flip-flopping, his wars, his participation in the on-going genocide, and any other lame-brain idea he spouts from his pie-hole on any given day. Arresting a State governor? Please, how boring!
And who cares about the constitution and Posse Comitatas, which states:
“Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.”
In practice, this means that members of the military who are subject to the law may not participate in civilian law enforcement unless doing so is expressly authorized by a statute or the Constitution. via brennancenter.org
So what! Since most here in the States have succumbed to the Apathy virus, for which, sadly, there is no vaccine of toxic goo…why would we give a shit about the constitution, right? And really, who gives a shit about anything anymore. What people are quite skilled at is saying they care, about anything, only to bend over and implant their heads back up their asses for that comfy and cozy feeling they’ve come to know and love.
And if someone you know might have been concerned about that flotilla filled with, horror of horrors, food and medicine for the starving in Gaza, rest assured that this has been taken of and it’s something not to give even a shred of a shit about.
Israeli warship wins terrifying sea battle against Hamas naval group known as “Freedom Flotilla” – via normalislandnews.com
God’s chosen people prevailed against impossible odds
In raging seas with two-foot waves, a heroic Israeli warship encountered a naval strike group operated by Hamas known as the “Freedom Flotilla”.
While the Israeli warship had no jurisdiction in Palestinian waters, it overrode international law after receiving confirmation that the flotilla was carrying weapons of mass destruction called medicine and baby food, meaning this was a battle for the very survival of Israel.
Israeli drones circled overhead, waiting to do a Hannibal Directive if things went wrong, but thankfully, this was unnecessary because lightning bolts came from the sky in a moment of divine intervention, rendering the Freedom Flotilla powerless. It’s just as well. Ordinarily, Israelis avoid physical confrontations because they struggle to contend with anything more fearsome than a 9-year-old girl riding her bike.
Israeli commandos boarded a vessel where they apprehended the leader of Hamas who was not Dawn French or even Gary Lineker. It was… Greta Thunberg. I know, I know, it’s hard to keep up with these things!
Disturbingly, one of Greta’s terrorist minions turned out to be a European member of parliament who grinned throughout her arrest, saying she knew history was on her side. This was a provocative thing to say to a country whose only history is 77 years of colonialism and some fairy stories.
Europe has launched an investigation into how its parliament was infiltrated by Hamas and apologised unreservedly. Europe is looking at applying BDS against itself as punishment.
The captives were taken ashore, but it’s unclear if they were stripped naked, shot and thrown into a mass grave, or if Israel spared their lives and took them to one of those rape prisons as an act of mercy.
Perhaps the biggest question is what happens to those WMDs aboard the captured vessels. I’m told that if detonated, baby formula could cause a tidal wave that would destroy the entire world (Israel) and no one knows what to do with it. We couldn’t simply feed the hungry babies, could we? x
Thank you so much for reading my outstanding journalism! If you enjoyed this article, you can buy me a coffee below or simply share this article with a friend. Your support is hugely appreciated x
So much to care about – thank God apathy rules!
***
Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 