A Few Words from the Agent of Chaos

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The “peace’ president is at it again. Who knows what motivates this agent of chaos, but each day he brings his happy tidings and shenanigans to all sorts of folks, both here in the U.S., and abroad.

Who knows if he means them – could change tomorrow, next week or…never. The important thing to remember is that he’s playing 4D chess.

Trump Says the ‘People of Gaza’ Will Be ‘Dead’ If Hostages Aren’t Released – via antiwar.com

The president again threatened there would be “hell to pay” if Hamas doesn’t immediately release hostages

President Trump on Wednesday issued a threat against the civilian population of Gaza, saying the “people of Gaza” would be “dead” if the Israeli hostages weren’t released immediately.

“Also, to the People of Gaza: A beautiful Future awaits, but not if you hold Hostages. If you do, you are DEAD! Make a SMART decision. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!” the president said at the end of a statement released on social media.

Addressing Hamas in the statement, Trump said, “Shalom Hamas’ means Hello and Goodbye – You can choose. Release all of the Hostages now, not later, and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is OVER for you.”

Trump’s threat came after he met with Israelis who were previously held captive in Gaza. It also came afterAxios reported that the US has held direct talks with Hamas for the first time.

“I am sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job, not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don’t do as I say. I have just met with your former Hostages whose lives you have destroyed,” Trump said. “This is your last warning! For the leadership, now is the time to leave Gaza, while you still have a chance.”

The Trump administration recently expedited billions in new weapons shipments to Israel, a move that came right before Israel cut off the entry of aid and all other goods into Gaza in violation of the ceasefire deal with Hamas. With US backing, Israel is trying to get Hamas to agree to new terms that would free Israeli hostages without Israel having to withdraw from Gaza or agree to a permanent truce.

If Hamas doesn’t agree to the Israeli terms, Israel has a “hell plan” that would cut off electricity and water into Gaza to prepare for a full-scale resumption of the genocidal war. Trump has repeatedly stated that he’s willing to back Israel if it chooses to restart the bombing campaign.

Isn’t that just what you’d expect from a president who said he wants to be known as the peace president? Utterly charming! The winning never stops!

Of course, where all the people of Gaza should go, since their land has been turned mostly into rubble, wasn’t mentioned. But I’m sure the agent of chaos is on the case, although it hasn’t been reported that ground has been broken for his vision he called the ‘Riviera of the Middle East’.

The US president posted the clip, which appears to have been published beforehand by accounts unaffiliated with the White House, on the site Truth Social on Wednesday.

It features Trump and the Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, sunbathing in a Dubai-style resort while Elon Musk is showered with bank notes while walking on a beach. The clip echoes Trump’s recent comment on Gaza when he said: ‘We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal … the Riviera of the Middle East, it could be so magnificent’ – GuardianNews

Wasn’t that a hopeful message for all the people of Gaza? I’m sure that we all would be having such visions if our home and land had been pulverized and we had no where to go.

For a bit more…

President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable

This is such a massive relief…

LAURA AND NORMAL ISLAND NEWS

I’ve got brilliant news for those who were worried that President Trump is now a man of peace: he has promised to do one of the most evil things imaginable! I bet you’re feeling as relieved as I am…

In a carefully-worded statement that contained no spelling errors and few grammatical errors, the US President threatened to murder everyone in Gaza, unless Hamas releases the hostages that Israel hasn’t killed and the bodies of the hostages that Israel has killed.

The surviving hostages are to be included in the “everyone in Gaza” that Trump plans to kill, but Netanyahu agrees this is a price worth paying. If Hamas does not release those hostages, I’m afraid they must not be allowed to get in the way of genocide. Therefore, the Hannibal Directive will once again come into effect. What else would you expect the only democracy in the Middle East to do? Respect the peace process?

Several Israeli hostages have been accused of “Hamas talking points” since their release because any suggestion of honouring the ceasefire is a Hamas talking point. Obviously, such treachery cannot be tolerated. It is hoped the Hannibal Directive will serve as a warning to any Israeli who is becoming sympathetic towards their captors.

President Trump told the people of Gaza that if Hamas hands over the hostages, a beautiful future awaits them. By beautiful future, he means he will upgrade their genocide to an ethnic cleansing – a kind and generous offer.

While Hamas is considering this kind and generous offer, Israel is withholding food and essentials to Gaza in strict violation of international law. It is ready to cut off electricity and water too, but if you call this an occupation, you are being anti-Semitic.

Israel says it has no obligation to feed Palestinians which is why it’s not letting anyone else feed Palestinians. We’ve come a long way since the days of pretending Israel would never bomb a hospital, haven’t we?

Sensibly, the British government is saying Israel’s illegal blockade only risks violating international law to create a false sense of ambiguity. This is so they can pretend they’re not complicit in collective punishment and genocide.

The BBC sensibly used neutral language to describe the situation and boasted they are criticised by those who support genocide and those who oppose it. They are really proud of this middle ground where everyone hates them.

Downing Street has expressed support for Trump’s plan to demolish the remaining 5% of buildings in Gaza so he can make a huge golf course. Anyone who objects will be visited by counter-terrorism police like that holocaust survivor who wanted to lay flowers for Palestinian children. The fucking monster.

Sir Keir Starmer has rejected Jeremy Corbyn’s request for an inquest into the government’s role in Gaza because if one happened, he would probably go to jail. Instead, the government will introduce a law to ban Jeremy Corbyn and anyone who thinks like him. Europe is making a similar move, as is the US.

Reassuringly, Trump is so pro-first amendment that he is demanding the censorship of anti-genocide voices. The president is so determined to put America first that he is sending Israel another $2.7 billion. This is because his foreign aid cuts were more about starving brown people than saving them from bombs.

Democrats were horrified by Trump’s announcement because they would pretend to be mildly disappointed in Netanyahu before sending him a $2.7 billion welfare cheque.

It is hoped that with Trump’s support, Israel can wipe Palestine off the map within three months and get on with the Greater Israel Project. Israel is allowed to do this because 3% of its population can trace their ancestry back to Palestinian land if you go back two or three thousand years.

In other news, it turns out the people who built stone henge had dark brown or black skin. Africans have therefore declared the UK is their ancestral homeland and they are helping themselves to 55% of Britain. Brits will live under a blockade in the remaining 45% which will gradually shrink over time. Whenever we object, we are to be bombed with the support of the US and Europe to help stamp out racism. This is only fair x

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