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Thank God we have politicians who live by example, so that we, the mere peasants that we are, have a guiding light of how to think, what to think, and most especially, what to do in situations we all face during our lives.
Tim Walz Says During Covid He Isolated and Left His 87-Year-Old Mother, Post-Heart Surgery, Alone in Her Home to Fend For Herself – via thegatewaypundit.com
Stellar behavior there, Timmy!
Of course this makes sense, for during Covid, the government basically presented no choice but to give the old heave-ho to elderly relatives by shutting them off from families, lest they come into the presence of the dreaded cornholio.
Kamala Harris’s running mate, stolen valor Tim Walz, once bragged about leaving his 87-year-old mother who had just undergone heart surgery alone in her home to fend for herself.
The far-left Minnesota governor said during Covid he isolated and left his mother, who just had major surgery, alone in her home to fend for herself.
“This is what we do in my family – my 87-year-old mother had heart surgery. We isolated her. Our goal was to bring her up here and live with us for a while. We can’t bring her. So she is alone. We drop groceries at the door. We have to!” Walz said during the pandemic.
WATCH:
This is WEIRD! Tim Walz explains that during Covid he isolated and left his 87 year old mother who had undergone heart surgery alone in her home to fend for herself. pic.twitter.com/NLhBvJFu5B
— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) August 9, 2024
Ah, but Timmy is just living up to his word, and it doesn’t matter if it was him and his government who scared the bejesus out of everyone with their daily briefings of death round the clock, and locking down care homes and hospitals. And if you’re thinking anything other than this mega moron isn’t all holy, right and good…you’re probably just prejudiced against old fat white guys and their folksy bullshit who pretend they’re everybody’s dad, and also… you’re probably a racist.
And really, nothing speaks of deeper love than dropping of a bag of groceries at the door of an 87-year-old who just had heart surgery. It’s what we all did back then, right? And given the chance, we’ll do it again. We have to!
Related satire:
‘WHO NEEDS A TAMPON??’ Bellows Tim Walz Kicking In Middle School Boys’ Bathroom Stall Door – babylonbee.com
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A young student reported a horrifying incident today, as the new Democratic candidate for vice president and current Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly kicked in the stall door of a middle school boys’ bathroom in search of any boy who might need a tampon.
In a major legislative win for queer activists, Walz signed a bill to place tampon dispensers in boys’ bathrooms. Walz said the move was intended to make sure boys had access to all the feminine products they may need.
“WHO NEEDS A TAMPON?” Walz reportedly bellowed as he kicked in the stall door. “I know some of you are in desperate need of menstrual products! Who is it? I’ve got plenty of tampons here, boys, so speak up!”
The stall’s occupant, Jayden Farmer, said the governor’s sudden appearance was frightening. “I was just in there trying to pee in between classes,” Farmer explained. “Next thing I know, I hear this creepy old guy screaming about tampons. I tried to stay quiet and wait for him to leave, but he must’ve seen my feet under the stall because he started kicking the door. It was terrifying.”
Farmer said he was able to escape by pointing in the opposite direction and asking Walz “Hey, is that a child in need of puberty blockers?” which sent Walz sprinting off down the hallway.
At publishing time, Farmer said the experience had solidified his new personal policy of never using public restrooms.
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 