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Planners plan, and isn’t it good that they do? What would we do without these do-gooders, always looking out for our best interests?
Think back a few short years ago of what the planners brought us.
Face diapers so that you could inhale the spittle you just exhaled; pokes of experimental, magical chemical goo to ward off a version of the flu; standing six feet apart lest you gave the cornholio an opportunity to snuggle up to you and infect your ass; closing businesses they deemed ‘non-essential’; shutting down schools, canceling this, that and anything they planned on any given Sunday, or whenever the mood struck. Heavy hitting professionals!
Well, the planners are planning again, and their expertise on display should not be questioned, just like it wasn’t the last time.
Preparing schools for the H5N1 bird flu they’re likely to face – via statnews.com
And Jesus wept!
As Covid-19 swept across the United States, schools were among the most highly affected public spaces. To prepare for a potential H5N1 avian influenza jump to humans, schools need to be preparing for the scenario now before a sustained transmission event occurs.
The planners talk about their plans using words like ‘potential’ frequently. ‘Could be’, ‘might happen’, ‘who knows’ are also in the vocab of these brilliant specimens with massive brains.
‘Jump to humans’? That’s a good one! One could ask how dumb do they think we are, but that questioned was answered during the last scamdemic when millions upon millions stood up and said, ‘YES…I am that dumb, I’ll believe anything you tell me”.
So far, FIVE CUMULATIVE cases in the entire U.S of the birdie flu – none of those who came down with it had with any respiratory symptoms. They came down with…wait for it…conjunctivitis!!! Also known as pink eye. I know, fuck us all!
So what’s the big plan here? Well, the entire manifesto can be read here if you want to feel like an ice pick is being driven into your head as you’re reading it, so let’s cut to the chase because it’s a fucking potential pandemic!!!
In the event of an H5N1 bird flu pandemic, recreating the Covid-19 experience, in which adult vaccines were approved six months ahead of the pediatric doses, is a recipe for disaster. If the worst comes to pass and this virus makes an efficient jump to humans, vaccines for both adults and children will need to be ready on day one.
There it is….yeah, that’s right. Have those jabs ready DAY ONE, dammit! No long term studies done, just inject that goo and let’s keep planning.
And if you’re afraid they aren’t doing enough planning for this particular circus act of theirs, fear not, a lot more planning is on the horizon…
Two Bird Flu Summits Discussing Pandemic And Mitigation Risks Set To Take Place In October – via winepressnews.com
And what topics will be discussed?
The main topics include:
- Mass Fatality Management Planning
- Surveillance and Data Management
- Preparing Communities Strategies;
Local Partnership & Participation - Delivery of Vaccine and Antiviral Medication
- Medical Countermeasures
- Socio-Economic Impact on Poultry and livestock
Industries - Benefit-Risk Assessment: Public Health, Industry
and Regulatory Perspectives - Prevention Education Efforts and Risk
Communication - Command, Control and Management
- Emergency Response Management
- Business-Based Planning
- School-Based Planning
- Community-Based Planning
Other specific topics to be discussed include:
- Dealing with Successive Waves of Pandemic Outbreaks
- Managing Supply Chain Interruptions and Establishing Stockpiles
- Handling Panic and Maintaining Public Order
- Controlling Social Unrest and Public Disorder
- Conducting Mass Vaccination Efforts
- Enforcing Quarantine Measures Effectively
- Advancements in Avian Influenza Vaccine Strategies
- Understanding the Dynamics of Avian Flu Transmission to Humans
- Real-time Tracking of Avian Influenza on Military Installations
- Organization of Pandemic Influenza Committee: Roles, Responsibilities, and Decision-Making Processes
- Enhancement of AI Surveillance Testing in Human & Poultry Population: Innovations and Best Practices
Wow! That’s a lot of planning for five frickin’ cases. Of course there wouldn’t be anything big being planned.
Isn’t it great that we’re all being looked after by such caring lizards?
They keep clappin’….we keep dancin’ to their BS.
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 