Jitter ‘n Jive Moves in the Banana Republic of the United States

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Practicing their latest jitter and jive moves only found in a Banana Republic, the United States Supreme Court, (as in, extra creamy and supremely delicious) ‘ruled’ that the White House, and whatever presidential turd who may be occupying it, can ‘ask’ social media platforms to remove content that they, the White House turds, are butt-hurt about.

Today, the United States Supreme Court ruled in a 6-3 vote that sided with President Joe Biden’s administration that essentially allows continued permission for the White House to ask social media platforms to remove and delete content from their platforms if they don’t agree with the messaging. – via winepressnews.com

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That’s some tasty dessert there.  A super terrific example of a country operating as a private commercial enterprise for the exclusive profit of the ruling class, whether it be for monetary profit or any other kinds of profits.

The court case, Murthy [Surgeon General] v. Missouri [& Louisiana], alleged that the Biden administration strong-armed social media companies to remove content seen as ‘misinformation’ and anything else that the White House did not want to circulate. The case squarely blamed the likes of Surgeon General Vivek Murthy, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and a slew of other officials and departments for propagating this.

However, the court ruled that neither the state attorneys general nor the five private individuals who introduced the case held any water to pursue an injunction against any of the government defendants.

Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, Brett Kavanaugh and Ketanji Brown Jackson were the majority vote.  (full article)

But this is all show as the real circus act takes place tonight in a battle between two nit-wits, attempting to get through a presidential debate about bullshit the corporate media wants them to talk about without one of them soiling himself or the other selling his bible or bragging about how good looking his mug shot was.

Side bets have been placed as to who will be the first to wipe their ass with the constitution during the scheduled commercial breaks.

And in other news about the latest and greatest ideas that need to be implemented for the United States to be fully recognized as a third world country, the World Economic Forum (WEF) has published new guidelines for the taxpaying masses to “wash our clothes less to help the planet.

World Economic Forum: “Scientists are urging us to wash our clothes less to help the planet.”

“70% of the CO2 emissions generated by a cotton t-shirt come from washing and drying it.”

“Jeans shouldn’t be washed more than once a month, jumpers once a fortnight, and pyjamas… pic.twitter.com/bNQ8z3d5yp

— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) June 25, 2024

But don’t worry, such dainty bullshit established by these fuckers won’t apply to them.  Their shiny and utterly tasteless suits will still be worn, by them, and of course cleaned and pressed by the commoners.

And you may let out a ‘hallelujah’ as WEF experts agreed that the rabble can wash their underwear and gym clothes after every use.

This will come in handy as the insects they’ll be supplying as our food – sometimes those little crunchy critters get lost during munch time and end up in one’s tidy whities.

“In the future we might all eat a lot more insects”.

The WEF touts “insect bread”—containing 70 crushed crickets in each loaf—as a solution to the “evils” of animal agriculture, which uses up far too much land feeding you pesky peasants.

“[Insects] require much less feed than… pic.twitter.com/32xG7I7maI

— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) November 20, 2023

When a heavenly representative of the Heavenly Host, God Himself, was asked why God doesn’t, once and for all, lay to waste this cesspool of insanity, God was heard behind the pearly gates muttering, ‘what are you talking about…they’re already doing it themselves.”

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