New and Fun Schemes and Scams

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When you’re in the business of potentially harming and offing as many folks as possible, experts agree that it should be done, preferably, in a quiet and dignified manner, as opposed to just murdering millions upon millions in wars that must be affecting the climate (but no one gives a shit about that) as has been done for the past two, three, four hundred years or so. 

That method, though effective, is so damn messy, yet makes tons of money for the military industrial complex dipshits, so that’s good. 

But there are always other money thieving schemes to take money out of the pockets of ordinary folk, and if the scheme possibly involves ending the lives of those who are a bit beyond their sell-by date, well that’s a win-win.  Government pensions don’t have to be paid and one less drooling mouth to look after.

US CDC recommends older Americans should get another COVID shot this springreuters.com

What is this, like the 9th booster or so…I’ve lost count. 

Meanwhile, the CDC is doing what it does best, issuing bat guano guidances that contradict (seemingly, for one never knows) other guidances issued just a few days apart.

CDC Officially Relaxes Covid Guidelines And Now Treating It As The Flu, Drops 5-Day Isolation Period And Recommends Going Outside – winepressnews.com

How many potato heads work at the CDC?  Like the stars in the sky, too many to count.

The CDC still recommends vaccination for these respiratory diseases, but are now saying to practice “good hygiene by covering coughs and sneezes, washing or sanitizing hands often, and cleaning frequently touched surfaces,”; and, recommends “Taking steps for cleaner air, such as bringing in more fresh outside air, purifying indoor air, or gathering outdoors.”

Common sense guidance like covering coughs and sneezes and washing hands is confusing to the ordinary peasants.  It’s been pounded into their brains for the last four years that stabbies are ‘the shit’ when it comes to health.  God indeed did screw up by giving humans an immune system with an expiration date of 2020.  And thank the heavens the potato heads were here to provide a concoction of toxic pus to ensure that peoples immune systems were completely tanked.  Lots more money to be made when people are perpetually sick.

Back to the confusing stuff.

Updated COVID Shot Expected to Come This Fall, CDC Director Says – childrenshealthdefense.org

Bloomberg reported:

Americans should expect yet another update of the COVID-19 vaccine this fall at about the same time as flu shots are available, the top U.S. public health official said Monday.

Researchers are working on selecting a strain for the upcoming version, and will probably wait until May to pick one to target with vaccines, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Mandy Cohen said in an interview at Bloomberg’s offices in Washington.

“Folks should anticipate that when they get their flu shot, they’ll get an updated COVID shot as well,” Cohen said in an interview.

CDC is unlikely to pull back on its COVID vaccine recommendations for children, Cohen said, even though the virus broadly impacts kids less than in the past.

So, what is it?  Washing hands, covering coughs and sneezes, or the glorious, safe and effective vials of updated chemical goo?  

Tough work ahead for the potato heads at the CDC.  What kind of dart board will be used to select the proper cornholio strain has not yet been determined.

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