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Ding-a-lings, nitwits and cement heads are once again being summoned by the Biden administration to peer into the abyss of the unknown, clutch pearls and get really, really scared.

The Biden administration announced Wednesday that it is providing $600 million in funding to produce new at-home COVID-19 tests and is restarting a website allowing Americans to again order up to four free tests per household — aiming to prevent possible shortages during a rise in coronavirus cases that has typically come during colder months.

The Department of Health and Human Services says orders can be placed at COVIDTests.gov starting Sept. 25, and that no-cost tests will be delivered for free by the United States Postal Service. – via Associated Press

Wow!  This is fucking fantastic!  Ding-a-lings can channel back to those hysterically stupid times from 3 and a half years ago where they swallowed vats of government bullshit without question, and donned face diapers they so proudly displayed on websites and social media, and then joyously lined up for a stabbie of experimental chemical goo to ward off….a virus.

And now, they have an excuse to live those times again by testing themselves with a test that doesn’t work!  What a deal!  Get those masks out again – you know you want to!

CDC Quietly Gets Rid of PCR Testing Admitting They Can’t Tell the Difference Between Covid and the Flu.

Oops!

If there is a demand for these tests, we want to make sure that they’re made available to the American people for free in this way.

But, at this point, our focus is getting through the holidays and making sure folks can take a test if they’re going to see Grandma for Thanksgiving. – Dawn O’Connell, Assistant Secretary for Preparedness and Response at HHS

Fuckin’ right!  If we’re going to see Granny at Thanksgiving, best to hoard up on those tests, that way we can test the bejesus out of ourselves and have the perfect excuse to stay at home and gorge ourselves on beans, bugs and booze while gazing at our navels this Thanksgiving.

And who gives a shit that “Covid” has never been isolated and proven to cause disease (by the CDC’s and other world health body’s admissions) – or that these tests are not designed to test for acute respiratory diseases, and cannot discern the fake variants.  That shit is beside the point if I want to virtue signal to my hearts content, showing family, friends and the world at large, that I was a moron during the past scamdemic, and by God, will be a moron again whenever I’m called upon to do so by my government!

Hey, shitposting writer…most of these tests are antigen tests and not the PCR ones, so there?

Cool!

Most rapid tests are antigen tests, and sometimes the two terms are used interchangeably. However, the CDCTrusted Source stopped using the term “rapid” to describe antigen tests, because the FDA has also approved laboratory-based antigen tests.

Rapid tests, also called point-of-care tests, can be performed at:

• home with a home COVID-19 test
• a doctor’s office
• pharmacies
• school clinics
• long-term care facilities
• airports
• drive-through testing sites

During the test, you or a medical professional will insert a cotton swab into your nose, throat, or both to collect mucus and cells. Your sample is then usually applied to a strip that changes color if you test positive for COVID-19.

Although these tests provide quick results, they aren’t as accurate as laboratory tests because they require more of the virus in your sample to report a positive result. Rapid tests come with a high risk of giving a false negative result.

A false negative means the test shows you don’t have COVID-19 when you do actually have it. – via healthline.com

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