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No matter how hard you try to avoid it, you must pay the piper. And as God left for an extended vacation long ago, and sadly, forgot to turn over the keys to this vaudeville shitshow to one of his trusted angelic beings, we are left with jackals bringing us Jesus and other biblical stars, and even Beelzebub himself via a glorious and AI generated App. Can we get a Hallelujah?
New AI App Allows People To ‘Text’ Jesus and Other Biblical Characters – via winepressnews.com
A new smartphone app called “Text With Jesus” has recently been added to Apple App Store that allows users to message Jesus Christ and a slew of biblical figures about anything they want to.
The app is powered by Chat-GPT, which then attempts to emulate how Jesus, the apostle Paul, King David, and many others may respond to prompts.
Stéphane Peter, the app’s developer and CEO of the development company, Cat Loaf software, based in Los Angeles, California, said in a statement:
“We stir the AI and tell it: You are Jesus, or you are Moses, or whoever, and knowing what you already have in your database, you respond to the questions based on their characters.
Instead of just getting a daily Bible verse, now you get a chance through this app to chat with Jesus or anybody else in the Bible.”
Peter said
My! These humans are so clever!
There are few limits to what users can ask the app’s characters. Whether the topic is personal relationship advice or complex theological matters, they formulate elaborate responses, incorporating at least one Bible verse.
Asked how he defined a good Christian, the app’s Jesus replied that such a person will “profess faith in me, but also follow my teachings and embody them in your life,” and quotes a passage in the Gospel of Matthew in which Jesus teaches that the greatest commandments are, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind” and “Love your neighbor as yourself.”
Many people in the Bible, Mary Magdalene among them, are only accessible in the app’s premium version, which costs $2.99 a month. In a conversation with Magdalene, the devoted follower of Jesus mentions how having seven demons “was an incredibly tormenting experience. …”
“Chat with Satan” can be activated if the user chooses. The character signs all his texts with a “smiling face with horns” emoji. (full article)
Chat with Satan?
Naw! There’s a better way to contact those souls deserving of a permanent stay in Gehenna, before they assume room temperature here:
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 