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Wait…wuuut? From whence did this atrocity against the current age….when was this uttered? And who is this Coco Chanel, anyway?
If Ms. Chanel were alive today, one trip to the market and she’d be doing the same thing JC (Jesus Christ) would be doing if he found himself strutting amongst today’s plebs.
Ah yes! The modern era does have its own brand of elegance.
Perhaps additions to Hell are currently under construction, and thus, if this clown show was ended now, there simply isn’t room at the Inn presently. Is there any other plausible explanation why this vaudeville is allowed to continue?
And what the hell is it with other blogs/websites one stumbles upon, throwing up some of the most putrid-looking photos of themselves and their everyday? Do we really need to see rashes, sores, and other nasty-looking oddities of their personage on full display? And these are not medical sites, just everyday websites from everyday mediocrities. Hey! Look at the pus oozing from this choice owie of mine. Nice, eh! Now, please make sure you like the post!
We have suffered a universal demystification of the human body. It has ceased to be the sacred fount of our deepest obligations, and become instead a mere organism, obedient to the biological imperatives which govern all living things. – Sir Roger Scruton, Obligations of the Flesh
And speaking of the near-dead…
Spooked By Fireworks, Biden Pees On Carpet, Disappears In The Woods Behind The White House – via babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, DC — The president is missing! A source confirmed late Tuesday night that President Biden, apparently spooked by Independence Day fireworks, piddled on a rug before bolting in terror into the woods behind the White House.
The anonymous source said Jill forgot to lock Joe in his crate before the fireworks started, causing him to startle at the loud noise. “He started running in circles, then he peed all over the rug in the bedroom and made a break for it through an open kitchen door,” the source said.
“Unfortunately, the President’s son Hunter left the back gate open, as he was meeting with a pharmaceutical representative in the alley out back,” the source added. “The President bolted off into the woods and hasn’t been seen since!”
Authorities say the missing president has a fondness for sniffing hair and is particularly friendly with children. However, he is very old and fragile and should not be approached. “If you see him, please don’t chase him,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “Remember, he’s approximately 560 in dog years.”
In addition to putting out traps baited with ice cream, Secret Service agents spent the night combing the woods for any sign of the President. At publishing time, the only thing they found was Vice President Kamala Harris in the woods with a large stockpile of spent fireworks.
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Tonight’s musical offering:
2:19 Blues – Wynton Marsalis Septet at Jazz in Marciac 2015
Dispatches from the Asylum 
That bubblebee story cracked me up. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time…The sock puppet piddling on the floor and running from fireworks. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard…That one hit me! Thank you Decker for your find.
Your right though about how dark society is getting. my new mailman….the old one died suddenly and unexpectedly from injections(my words). Anyway, the new one is a freak show. ”It” wears dresses and has a beard and mustache. The thing has make up on and its hair in a bun. yeah…freak show…and wears a uniform for the post office….really a warped pervert. They call themselves ‘tranny’ now but I call them what I always have…A mutation of nature. A freak. A creep! In the upside down clown world wrong is right and right is wrong.
just a quick walk through walmart and you will see how warped people have become. I miss the golden oldies where women wore dresses and men wore suits and ties. Didn’t need to grab the package as crocodile dundee did in that movie to find out which is which! The ladies looked like that picture above. Beautiful inside and out! Ladies and Gentlemen!
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Yeah…right with you reading the Bee article…couldn’t stop laughing! And crocodile dundee grabbing the package…had fogotten that one! 🙂 Dresses and suits and ties…*sigh*, long gone for the most part. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Cheers!
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