Compliment Me!

Egotist, n.  A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. – Ambrose Bierce – ‘Devil’s Dictionary’

In an effort to ensure that all enlightened homo sapiens understand what their role in Gehenna will consist of in eternity, the gods created the world wide waste where any dweeb can create videos or a website where all sorts of idiocy is published, demanding of those who might come across it…adore me and my thoughts.

The joke of the gods is that those who demand adoration of themselves in this life, will be practicing adoration of a different kind in the next life – that of ‘oohing and awwing’ over Beelzebub’s anus while performing their groom-of-the-stool duties.  

Anything from their slop-thoughts of the day, to, here’s some really UNinteresting stuff that I like that you should like too, it’s a smorgasbord of everything devoid of qualities that make for spirit and character.  Except for this site, of course.  (Yeah, right!)

Touchy, touchy!

Anyway….the Babylon Bee nails it, except for one thing.  It’s not just the atheist, it’s nearly everyone, and not just on Sunday’s.

Atheist Spends Another Glorious Sunday Morning Worshipping Himself – babylonbee.com

SAN JOSE, CA — Local atheist Jerry Carson spent another Sunday worshipping himself, say sources. The self-focused man reportedly woke up early to fix himself some breakfast before devoting himself to couch meditations for the remainder of the morning.

“What a glorious day,” Carson said. “I am so great and I deserve this. Mmmmm. There is no god. Except me, of course.”

With effort, Carson dismissed the invisible attributes of the creator clearly seen in nature and buried his guilt and shame deep within his heart, searing his conscience in the process. Then, he watched a Neil Degrasse Tyson special on TV.

“The world is a stressful place,” Carson told his family. “But we are awesome. Especially me.”

“All glory to me!”

In addition to TV time, witnesses confirm the atheist’s weekly ritual of self-care includes light napping and bowing down to a gold statue of himself.

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And in other “VALIDATE ME, DAMMIT!” news:

Man Fakes Own Death To Teach Family Lesson For Not Keeping In Touch! – via richieallen.co.uk

Jesus!  Can’t we at least get back to the degeneracy of the 90’s?

Remember:

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For a deeper dive into some wonderful and empowering meditation:

F*ck That: An Honest Meditation

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Today’s musical offering:

Queen – Killer Queen (Lyrics)

(we’ve all known at least one, in one degree or another, right?  And not the paid-for kind.)