Batten down the hatches, hide all the children and pets, the next con is upon us.
As the Omni-Con hasn’t proven to be the Gila monster the psychofucks proclaimed it to be when they first hatched their latest scam, as only two souls have died with the Omni-Con – worldwide, the big dicks had to come up with a new scariant. Reaching into their bag of bat guano, cast your gaze upon their latest winning idea:
Israel reports first case of ‘flurona‘ – via dailymail.co.uk
A young pregnant woman has become the first person in the world to be infected with both Covid and the flu.
The woman tested positive for both viruses in Beilinson Hospital in Petach Tikva city, Israel, on Thursday.
She is suffering mild symptoms and Israeli health officials are studying her case to determine whether the combination causes any greater severity of illness.
Her case is first documented in the world but doctors believe there could be more ‘flurona’ infections in the country.
Professor Arnon Vizhnitser, director of the hospitals’ Gynaecology Department, told Hamodia: ‘She was diagnosed with the flu and coronavirus as soon as she arrived.
‘Both tests came back positive, even after we checked again.
Tests? The PCR tests were determined to be meaningless months ago. What ‘tests’ were used to determine the ‘flurona’?
Such major details are rarely reported by mainstream media.
But hey, it’s now a thing if you have the Omni-Con, as millions are testing the bejesus out of themselves to see if they have the symptoms of the Omni-Con, which are sneezing, sore throat, headache, fatigue and emitting colorful farts.
Covid Testing Has Become Ridiculous & Even Counterproductive – Authored by Andrea Widburg via AmericanThinker.com,
The Omicron version of COVID is so mild that it’s indistinguishable from a cold. Many people are asymptomatic. We also know now that early COVID counts were almost certainly wrong because the dominant test used was unable to distinguish between COVID and the regular flu. Nevertheless, Joe Biden has invested almost $140 million dollars in a German company that will build a home-test plant in America…by 2024.
Indeed, Omicron may or may not be extremely contagious. That’s hard to know because the CDC, after announcing that 73% of all COVID cases in America were now Omicron, backtracked and now says that only 23% are, with the remainder being the Delta variant. But if these cases are the Delta variant, they must be pretty darn mild if they’re indistinguishable from Omicron and cases are dropping.
In any event, it’s entirely possible that COVID has been grossly overcounted from the beginning. That’s because it turns out that the PCR test was unable to distinguish between COVID and the flu. Democrats insisted that the flu vanished because of the masks and social distancing but it now appears the flu dropped off the radar because all cases were misclassified as COVID.
And of course, there’s the little problem that vaccinated people are the ones most likely to get Omicron. Thankfully, they’re not getting very sick but that fact utterly destroys the narrative about the unvaccinated keeping COVID alive in America.
Currently, the only thing that’s keeping COVID in the headlines is the mania for testing. I know a woman who posts on Facebook at least once a month about getting tested. It’s not clear that she’s ever been seriously symptomatic. Instead, every sniffle or cough sends her rushing out to get a test. The tests are a hypochondriac’s dream.
he tests do nothing but allow bureaucrats and the media to keep the panic going. It’s over.
But Biden understands the continued need for panic. That’s why he just signed a deal for $137 million with a German company to build a Wisconsin factory to produce more COVID test kits…by late 2024:
The Biden administration struck a $137 million deal to build a new factory in the U.S. to ramp up production of COVID-19 testing kits – but the new facility won’t be completed until late 2024 at the earliest.
MilliporeSigma, a brand formed by Germany’s Merck KGaA, will build a new factory in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, the Defense Department announced as the U.S. hit a high record of 489,267 COVID cases on Wednesday
While the contract gives the company three years to complete the facility, it is not immediately clear when it will ramp up to full production, which is expected to pump out 83.3 million tests per month.
Wow! What a deal! $137 million given to build a factory for the production of testing kits for a scam of a variant, and the factory doesn’t have to be completed until late 2024!
Run for the hills, though. The Omni-Con can be caught through a ‘whiff of infected breath’. (No, that’s not the ‘Babylon Bee’, that’s a real article)
Oh man, are you bugging us!
Denver Mayor Michael Hancock said he has tested positive with COVID-19 on Saturday. – via rockydailynews.com
“I’ve tested positive for Covid and I am now quarantining with mild symptoms. Please, if you haven’t been vaccinated, get vaccinated. If you are vaccinated, make sure you get the booster. It’s making a big difference in my case,” he said in a tweet.
Oh…okay! If the vaccine is making such a big difference in your case, how in the fuck did you get it in the first place? And how would you know the ‘big difference’ it’s making?
Throw shyte up against the wall and see how much of it the unwashed inhale deeply of before turning their gaze back to their constant companion and confidant, their hand-held radiation device.
But all this doesn’t matter. Follow the mayor and every other hammerhead out there who gets Covid after getting the jabs of chemical goo, and tells the masses to go on now…get boosted, it’ll really help.
Well, maybe not.
Boosters Could DAMAGE Your Immune System – Say NY Times & Scientists
Tonight’s musical offering:
Mendelssohn: Piano concerto opus 25 (final movement) – Kurt Masur (direction); Yuja Wang (piano); Verbier Festival Orchestra