As we all know, nothing gets the blood flowing each day like a kick to the crotch, and an also known fact is that God, Mother Earth or the committee of dolphins who started this gem of a planet turned shitshow by homo sapiens or aliens screwed up, and gave humanity an immune system with an expiration date of 2020.

New cornholio variants must be created by the demons, for they still have millions of vials of chemical shitfuckery to sell. And though the new Omicron variant was just discovered in the past 3 weeks, the pharma fucks are on the trail of selling you more of their poison, for a variant they had no knowledge of just a scant few months ago:

Moderna Says New Vaccine for Omicron May Be Ready in Early 2022 – via bloomberg.com

Moderna Inc. shares gained after Chief Medical Officer Paul Burton said he suspects the new omicron coronavirus variant may elude current vaccines, and if so, a reformulated shot could be available early in the new year

“We should know about the ability of the current vaccine to provide protection in the next couple of weeks,” Burton said Sunday on the BBC’s “Andrew Marr Show.”

“If we have to make a brand new vaccine, I think that’s going to be early 2022 before that’s really going to be available in large quantities,” he said. “The remarkable thing about the mRNA vaccines, the Moderna platform, is that we can move very fast,” he said.

Wow!  That was a close one.  Thank sonny Jesus that Modern’s shares increased.

Imagine if these shysters didn’t know a new ‘variant’ was in the pipeline, how else could they be ‘on it’ within days of the unwashed hearing about their latest horseshit?

The ‘operation warp speed’ Trump clot shot was ‘developed and tested’ (if you believe that) in 9 months. And just look at what it’s produced:

31,014 Deaths – 2,890,600 Injuries Following Covid Shots in European Database of Adverse Reactions as Young, Previously Healthy People Continue to die – via healthimpactnews.com

Stellar shit, there.  So let’s double down on that and produce more vials of chemical goo for a variant that these fuckers didn’t know existed a month ago…in less time than the deranged, orange-haired monster dictated the creation of the original vials of poison and death.  Fantastic safety study in the works…yeah?

But have a handkerchief at hand, for there’s competition to Moderna’s fuckery:

Novavax developing vaccine that targets new Covid-19 variant – via reuters.com

Nov 26 (Reuters) – Novavax Inc (NVAX.O) said on Friday it had started working on a version of its COVID-19 vaccine to target the variant detected in South Africa and would have the shot ready for testing and manufacturing in the next few weeks.

The company’s COVID-19 shot contains an actual version of the virus’ spike protein that cannot cause disease but can trigger the immune system. The vaccine developer said it had started developing a spike protein specifically based on the known genetic sequence of the variant, B.1.1.529.

“The initial work will take a few weeks,” a company spokesperson said. Shares of the company closed up nearly 9% on Friday.

‘The vaccine developer said it had started developing a spike protein specifically based on the known genetic sequence of the variant, B.1.1.529’.  Really?  When?

Export vaccine bullshit, import a gain in the price of stock shares.  What a fucking deal!

It’s all a bloody scam….all of it.

Or, if you can’t believe that, maybe roll into the nearest pharma outlet, and play Russian Roulette with their chemical offerings – not once, not twice, not thrice…but as many times as these motherfuckers say.

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Tonight’s musical offering:

Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble – ‘Cold Shot’ – (Live From Austin, TX)