Earth 2 Bracing for Cackling Nutjob

November 20, 2017 Decker Current Events, Home 3 comments

You didn’t know there was an “Earth 2”, did you? Neither did we. But when you’re one whacked-out former and failed presidential candidate, failed senator, failed secretary of state, failed lawyer, among too many other failures to mention, who believes she’s talked with deceased wives of former presidents – well, you hope for another Earth, tendering some idiotic fantasy that you could be president of a fictional Earth 2…maybe, possibly…someday.

Hillary Clinton really wants to be president — even if that means blasting off from Earth to do so.

The failed Democratic candidate recently talked with Now This, a liberal online news outlet, where she pined for a presidency.

While discussing a variety of topics, Clinton envisioned leaving Earth and venturing to Earth 2, where that planet faces the same issues as the actual Earth. – via theamericanmirror.com

Just another psychotic daydream. She couldn’t deal with the issues on “Earth 1”, why not have a go at the same issues she massacred here and create Hell on Earth 2 as she has for so many here on Earth 1.

On Earth 2’s North Korea, Clinton said she would have “full on diplomatic pressure” to solve the crisis with the portly dictator Kim Jong-un.

Clinton said if she was in charge, she would be “putting as much money as it took into enforcing the laws we already have,” and added she would want “universal background checks.”

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Isn’t there some sort of Pentagon drone on Earth 1 that can round up this nightmare of a human being and drop her off on Earth 2 where she can fulfill her sick and twisted visions of what life would be like for the non-existent little people of Earth 2?

If you’re one for the days of ol’, where this peat bog mummy laughed like a strangulated hyena when confronted with issues a bit unpleasant for her, you can check out her greatest cackling hits here.

Or, if you prefer something a bit more civilized, we offer the following to bring in the holiday season on Earth 1:

“Sleigh Ride” ~ Leroy Anderson